Classy Valentines Day verses

[Forrest]

Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.


Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown, but so has your ass.


I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!


This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't €250 a night.

[Forrest]

Rose are red
Violets are blue
You can put your sausage
On my barbecue


Rose are red
Violets are blue
Meet me at Specsavers
For a right seeing to


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do you fancy an African Grey?
Or a Cockrtoo?

[Forrest]

Roses are Red
Pickles are Green
I like your legs
And what's in between.


The Roses are Wilting,
The Violets are Dead,
The Sugar bowl’s Empty,
and so is your head.

[Rachel Divine]

"You’re in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine’s Day, I’d like to say
I care more than you know."

[Forrest]

"You’re in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine’s Day, I’d like to say
I care more than you know."

Why thank you Rachel, I didn't realise.

[Rachel Divine]

Why thank you Rachel, I didn't realise.

Ur 1st post it is very funny.. and a good one
I made a small search and found those verses, I liked and posted

[Forrest]

Ur 1st post it is very funny.. and a good one
I made a small search and found those verses, I liked and posted

It is a very nice verse, Rachel. Thanks for sharing it.
Romance is not dead, with you around.

[poggo]

Dear forrest you are a man of charm,
This is clear as you chance your arm,
I am sure your lines will win them all
And for you no doubt they all must fall
But tell me this and clear my doubt
Does that poem mean your coming out,,??????

LoL....

Poggo........

[Forrest]

Well Poggo, thanks for your concern,
And in time I'm sure you will learn,
That while my closet is full with outfits so bright,
They're for my lady friends to wear, so skimpy and tight.
Their nationality I'd say, I'm not so fussy
As long as they have a beautiful pu*sy.
.........

[poggo]

Well Poggo, thanks for your concern,
And in time I'm sure you will learn,
That while my closet is full with outfits so bright,
They're for my lady friends to wear, so skimpy and tight.
Their nationality, I'd say I'm not so fussy
As long as they have a beautiful pu*sy.
.........

Iv'e learned a lot and more to come..
And your sartorial info will ad to this sum,
now tell me this and don't hold back,
Can i borrow the tight one,,
In this style I lack,,
You know the one, with the slit up the leg..
Come on Forrest dont make me beg..


poggo......