Classy Valentines Day verses

**Forrest** · 13-02-11, 00:15

Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown, but so has your ass.

I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't €250 a night.

**Forrest** · 13-02-11, 00:43

Rose are red
Violets are blue
You can put your sausage
On my barbecue

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Meet me at Specsavers
For a right seeing to

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do you fancy an African Grey?
Or a Cockrtoo?

**Forrest** · 13-02-11, 13:03

Roses are Red
Pickles are Green
I like your legs
And what's in between.

The Roses are Wilting,
The Violets are Dead,
The Sugar bowl’s Empty,
and so is your head.

**Rachel Divine** · 13-02-11, 13:15

"You’re in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine’s Day, I’d like to say
I care more than you know."

**Forrest** · 13-02-11, 13:26

Originally Posted by sweet rachel

"You’re in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine’s Day, I’d like to say
I care more than you know."

Why thank you Rachel, I didn't realise.

**Rachel Divine** · 13-02-11, 13:36

Originally Posted by Forrest

Why thank you Rachel, I didn't realise.

Ur 1st post it is very funny..

and a good one

I made a small search and found those verses, I liked and posted

**TiffanyTees** · 13-02-11, 17:33

Originally Posted by Forrest

Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown, but so has your ass.

I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't €250 a night.

FOREST may I just say I loved this one its got to be the best yet.

love licks Tiff ( oYo )

**Forrest** · 13-02-11, 17:58

Originally Posted by TiffanyT

FOREST may I just say I loved this one its got to be the best yet.

love licks Tiff ( oYo )

Glad you liked it Tiff.
Feel free to add a few Geordie verses, ye knaa what ah mean leik.

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