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    Hello. My name is Mousey, and I have a confession to make.

    It's time I told you good folks on E-I the truth. I have several different profiles that I use to take the piss out of people around the boards, and sometimes I even hold conversations with myself in order to appear to be popular.

    I have been thinking long and hard about this situation, and have decided it cannot continue. I have decided that I need to tell you all about my other profiles, in the hope that I don't lose any more friends.

    This is incredibly difficult for me to type.

    The truth is, as some of you have suspected for some time - I and Alec Horan are the same person.

    There, I said it. Now you know. But there's more.

    It therefore follows that I am also all of Alec Horan's other profiles. I realise that most of you are probably shocked at this incredible revelation, and you have every right to be outraged and insulted at how I have been doing this for so long.

    Well, I think I can make amends.

    Mods - I no longer wish to have my other profiles. I only want to concentrate on the Mousey profile, which I think you'll agree, is an all-round daycent fellow.

    I hereby solemnly and sincerely request that you ban all my other profiles associated with me. These are:

    Alec Horan
    King of the Trolls
    Spewey and Nooner
    Flypan
    Banned User
    Mr Prevert
    and many more that I can't remember right now.

    Please ban all of these fuckers as soon as possible. I want to get them all out of my head and set the record straight on E-I.

    Please, look into my eyes and see that it's the right thing to do. Should any of the ladies feel the need to tickle my belly in comfort, then please go ahead.



    Thank you for your patience and understanding in this matter.

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    Will do , now just in case mousey gets banned by mistake don't panic it will reappear , just getting use to the gadgets .: lol doc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post


    Hello. My name is Mousey, and I have a confession to make.

    It's time I told you good folks on E-I the truth. I have several different profiles that I use to take the piss out of people around the boards, and sometimes I even hold conversations with myself in order to appear to be popular.

    I have been thinking long and hard about this situation, and have decided it cannot continue. I have decided that I need to tell you all about my other profiles, in the hope that I don't lose any more friends.

    This is incredibly difficult for me to type.

    The truth is, as some of you have suspected for some time - I and Alec Horan are the same person.

    There, I said it. Now you know. But there's more.

    It therefore follows that I am also all of Alec Horan's other profiles. I realise that most of you are probably shocked at this incredible revelation, and you have every right to be outraged and insulted at how I have been doing this for so long.

    Well, I think I can make amends.

    Mods - I no longer wish to have my other profiles. I only want to concentrate on the Mousey profile, which I think you'll agree, is an all-round daycent fellow.

    I hereby solemnly and sincerely request that you ban all my other profiles associated with me. These are:

    Alec Horan
    King of the Trolls
    Spewey and Nooner
    Flypan
    Banned User
    Mr Prevert
    and many more that I can't remember right now.

    Please ban all of these fuckers as soon as possible. I want to get them all out of my head and set the record straight on E-I.

    Please, look into my eyes and see that it's the right thing to do. Should any of the ladies feel the need to tickle my belly in comfort, then please go ahead.



    Thank you for your patience and understanding in this matter.
    Mods, please don't ban Alec Horan. He and Mousey are not one and the same, Mousey used to be sane but hey ho, and this is his cunning plan to finally get rid of his nemesis.

    Mousey, I am shocked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Mods, please don't ban Alec Horan. He and Mousey are not one and the same, Mousey used to be sane but hey ho, and this is his cunning plan to finally get rid of his nemesis.

    Mousey, I am shocked.
    Thanks Luce , jaysus I try hard to get the hang of this new gig .: lol doc
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    Went to hit reply but ended up thanking doc for some reason, he can keep it, I'm sure I owe him one lol

    Anyhow, mousey, there's no holding back, if you're going to confess you have to admit all in order to receive a full absolution so youre going to have to admit to the Nicegirlsarenice profile too. Mods take note and ban this profile also

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    [QUOTE=anon361;395744]Went to hit reply but ended up thanking doc for some reason, he can keep it, I'm sure I owe him one lol

    Anyhow, mousey, there's no holding back, if you're going to confess you have to admit all in order to receive a full absolution so youre going to have to admit to the Nicegirlsarenice profile too. Mods take note and ban this profile also [/
    A complement in there I think .: doc
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    [QUOTE=dr love;395748]
    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Went to hit reply but ended up thanking doc for some reason, he can keep it, I'm sure I owe him one lol

    Anyhow, mousey, there's no holding back, if you're going to confess you have to admit all in order to receive a full absolution so youre going to have to admit to the Nicegirlsarenice profile too. Mods take note and ban this profile also [/
    A complement in there I think .: doc
    congrats Doc on being a Mod, havent been on here in a couple of days and missed the announcement I'm sure.
    Good luck, you'll need it i think
    Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories

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