If I were a mod........

[Alec Horan]

...............I would infract posters for the following

long posts
posting on doko
an excessive amount of spelling errors
posting while sober
being called nicegirlsarenice
using the phrase ' what you fail to understand is '
posting reviews
posting that they are leaving only not to fuck off at all
overlong signatures
not knowing the difference between a hamster and a mouse
calling me cuntface
being a man utd fan
paying for sex
being from cork and proud of it ???????????
offering a taxi service
being called cartman
being a mod
being patricia
being a smartarse
logging on to ei
just being alive will recieve a permanent ban
thinking that wrestling is cool
referencing the late late show
posting while naked (contrary to popular belief I do NOT post while naked, I am naked except for a top hat and necktie)
not putting a smilie at the end of a joke
blogging
being female and not easy
being easy
contradiction
quoting scripture
liking marmite
not washing your arse with soap and a scrub brush twice daily except on tuesday when it shall be thrice
being called Lucy
calling me cuntface in front of a shrubbery
making lewd remarks about my sister
belching in front of a clergyman
replying to this thread

[thehighwayman]

You done all those things. Your due a lot of infractions which will mean your banned

[carlos marvado]

I hereby nominate A. Horan for moderatorship.............E-I deserves him.

[Clint Plywood]

Alic, I reckun your writhing talants are wasted on chut forams like thus. You shud be out ther publashing your shit a la Ross O'Carroll Kelly. Am I binned now?