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Thread: If I were a mod........

  1. #1
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    Exclamation If I were a mod........

    ...............I would infract posters for the following

    long posts
    posting on doko
    an excessive amount of spelling errors
    posting while sober
    being called nicegirlsarenice
    using the phrase ' what you fail to understand is '
    posting reviews
    posting that they are leaving only not to fuck off at all
    overlong signatures
    not knowing the difference between a hamster and a mouse
    calling me cuntface
    being a man utd fan
    paying for sex
    being from cork and proud of it ???????????
    offering a taxi service
    being called cartman
    being a mod
    being patricia
    being a smartarse
    logging on to ei
    just being alive will recieve a permanent ban
    thinking that wrestling is cool
    referencing the late late show
    posting while naked (contrary to popular belief I do NOT post while naked, I am naked except for a top hat and necktie)
    not putting a smilie at the end of a joke
    blogging
    being female and not easy
    being easy
    contradiction
    quoting scripture
    liking marmite
    not washing your arse with soap and a scrub brush twice daily except on tuesday when it shall be thrice
    being called Lucy
    calling me cuntface in front of a shrubbery
    making lewd remarks about my sister
    belching in front of a clergyman
    replying to this thread

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  3. #2
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    You done all those things. Your due a lot of infractions which will mean your banned

  4. #3
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    I hereby nominate A. Horan for moderatorship.............E-I deserves him.

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    Alic, I reckun your writhing talants are wasted on chut forams like thus. You shud be out ther publashing your shit a la Ross O'Carroll Kelly. Am I binned now?

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