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    While browsing through reviews and posts,I noticed that some punters feel disappointed and somewhat frustrated that they didnt properly articulate to the girl what exactly they wanted.The main reason for this seems to be a language barrier,so when you meet a gorgeous girl and she cannot understand you ,I would like to suggest a few tips that might help your appointment move along wonderfully
    1. Bring a book ,no not a dictionary,but a little pocket book size " of the joy of sex", simply open the page on the position you want ,or for the more adventurous flix through the book ,ask her to say stop (or nod )and hey presto start off on the page picked
    2.If bringing a book seems to cumbersome ,simply download some pics onto your phone ,or a whole vid
    3.If you are artistic you can bring a sketch pad and pencil ,
    4.If you are blessed with rythmn,you can express your horny wishes through the medium of interpretive dance/mime/jazz ballet,hip hop ,or an irish jig and reel
    Enjoy ....
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    The thing is most of the girls do understand you they just pretend they dont.

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    Sheer genius Ric.

    I especially like the idea of point no.4. International sex charades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post


    Sheer genius Ric.

    I especially like the idea of point no.4. International sex charades.
    why thankyou dave ,i always knew that summer drama course would pay off ,you dont think my marcel marceau costume might put them off
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80916023/
    Last edited by Ric Hardgear; 08-02-11 at 13:57.
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    What position is that !! foot in ass ?


    I found somewhere you can practice your skills.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    What position is that !! foot in ass ?


    I found somewhere you can practice your skills.

    lol...where the feck did you find that lol,i tried to find a visual images for each option ...lol
    Last edited by Ric Hardgear; 08-02-11 at 14:06.
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoolJay View Post
    The thing is most of the girls do understand you they just pretend they dont.
    Nailed it. I hate when this happens.

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    Might make some things a bit easier to explain...

    Last edited by nicegirlsarenice; 08-02-11 at 16:33.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Might make some things a bit easier to explain...

    Its all about FUN !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    1. Bring a book ,no not a dictionary,but a little pocket book size \" of the joy of sex\", simply open the page on the position you want ,or for the more adventurous flix through the book ,ask her to say stop (or nod )and hey presto start off on the page picked
    2.If bringing a book seems to cumbersome ,simply download some pics onto your phone ,or a whole vid
    Theres an app for that LOL

    Sexual position Live animation . It has all the positions listed and a brief video of the same . Im going to visit someone now and Im going to use it.

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