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    From a mathematical viewpoint, what equals 100%?
    What does it mean to give 100%?
    How about achieving 100%?
    What equals 100% in life?

    If the alphabet is represented as numbers as follows:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


    THEN

    H A R D W O R K

    8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98%

    AND

    K N O W L E D G E

    11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96%

    BUT

    A T T I T U D E

    1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100%

    ONE COULD CONCLUDE WITH MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY

    THAT

    WHILE HARD WORK AND KNOWLEDGE WILL GET YOU CLOSE

    ATTITUDE WILL GET YOU THERE


    HOWEVER, CONSIDER

    B U L L S H I T

    2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 = 103%

    SO HARDWORK AND KNOWLEDGE WILL GET YOU CLOSE,
    ATTITUDE WILL GET YOU THERE
    AND BULLSHIT WILL TAKE YOU OVER THE TOP

    BUT LOOK HOW FAR A S S L I C K I N G WILL TAKE YOU

    1 + 19 + 19 + 11 + 9 + 19 + 19 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 118%


    SO THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO GIVE MORE THAN 100%
    YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHATS REQUIRED
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    I know there has been threads on her previously, but that countdown lady....words cannot describe how hot she is.

    Good work Forrest.
    He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnson View Post
    that countdown lady...words cannot describe how hot she is.
    You're not wrong Johnson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    You're not wrong Johnson
    I can only imagine the medical issues and, eh, strokes that outfit caused in the geriatric Countdown audience.

    My Grandad was a big Carol Vorderman fan, bless his filthy soul.
    He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke.

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    Ain't you on fire tonight Forrest . Good thread though. : doc .
    Last edited by dr love; 07-02-11 at 23:11. Reason: Ass licking 118%
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    I'm drunk,
    Too hard to read all that txt, but I apprecriate all th epretty ladies..
    Last edited by OnlyMe; 07-02-11 at 23:14. Reason: shit I'm fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    I'm drunk,
    Too hard to read all that txt, but I apprecriate all th epretty ladies..
    On a monday night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    I'm drunk,
    Too hard to read all that txt, but I apprecriate all th epretty ladies..
    JustForYou, OnlyMe
    Last edited by Forrest; 07-02-11 at 23:20.

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    ...............1x8+1=9
    .............12x8+2=98
    ............123x8+3=987
    ..........1234x8+4=9876
    ........12345x8+5=98765
    ......123456x8+6=987654
    ....1234567x8+7=9876543
    ..12345678x8+8=98765432
    123456789x8+8=987654321

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    ...............1x8+1=9
    .............12x8+2=98
    ............123x8+3=987
    ..........1234x8+4=9876
    ........12345x8+5=98765
    ......123456x8+6=987654
    ....1234567x8+7=9876543
    ..12345678x8+8=98765432
    123456789x8+8=987654321
    Yes I see the similarity in it . Top of the class mr Forrest .: doc
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