Murphy's Laws

[Banjo]

Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.

Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.

Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

[benin]

Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.

Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.

Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

that murphy bloke is a real ray of sunshine lol

[hornylimerick]

The murphys are wise people indeed! All so true

[dr love]

And murphs tent just to round it off .: doc

[69patrick69]

feck this
is it too late to go for a pint of murphys

[dark-knight]

If you make it as far as murphys tenth law and nothing has gone wrong, call an ambulance just in case.

[benin]

If you make it as far as murphys tenth law and nothing has gone wrong, call an ambulance just in case.

sadly murphy was the minister for finance during the celtic tiger years.

[Banjo]

What's that circuitry called again ? The one built into every photocopier that measures your sense of urgency when going to use it and then generates a paper jam the severity of which is directly proportional to the sense of urgency ?

[benin]

What's that circuitry called again ? The one built into every photocopier that measures your sense of urgency when going to use it and then generates a paper jam the severity of which is directly proportional to the sense of urgency ?

jim corr knows the answer lol