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    Surfing some porn today and saw an ad that said something like "the 3 weird questions to ask women that will guarantee they want to sleep with you. Click on this link to learn this amazing loophole in female psychology."

    I, of course, did not click on the link. But...

    What could these three questions be? I'm on tenterhooks.

    My guess:
    1. Please, will you go to bed with me?
    2. My dog died yesterday. Now, please, will you go to bed with me?
    and
    3. I'm terminally ill. Now, please, will you go to bed with me?

    (Although this has never worked for me in the past)
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    hi , ive got premature ejacaulation, im dying and ive got 10million in the bank
    that ought to do it

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    but i am in bed with you right now....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet_rebeka8722 View Post
    but i am in bed with you right now....
    I've checked. You're not. Probably the loophole in your psyche wishing it were true. You poor thing!!
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    My guess:
    1. Could you hold the keys to my Ferrari for a moment love?
    2. Would you like to see my 9 inch tongue?
    3. Do you really like that diamond necklace?

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    My guess would be somewhat different:-

    1. Would you be adverse to living in the lap of luxury?
    2. Is it ok if we don't make love tonight?
    3. I've bought you a harem of men to keep you satisfied, is that ok?
    Last edited by Sam Spade; 31-01-11 at 09:33.

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