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    Sex in the Dark

    > >

    > > There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

    > > Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting
    off
    > > the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

    > > She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night,

    while

    > > they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she

    > > turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was
    holding
    a

    > > battery-operated leisure device...A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and

    larger

    > > than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent

    bastard,'

    > > She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these
    years?
    > > You better explain yourself!'

    > > The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

    > >

    > > 'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Tronic View Post
    Sex in the Dark

    > >

    > > There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

    > > Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting
    off
    > > the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

    > > She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night,

    while

    > > they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she

    > > turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was
    holding
    a

    > > battery-operated leisure device...A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and

    larger

    > > than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent

    bastard,'

    > > She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these
    years?
    > > You better explain yourself!'

    > > The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

    > >

    > > 'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'
    I've spitted out the Coke from my mouth!! looooooooool
    any other sooo good?


    In court,a convicted said to the judge (female judge):
    -"suck my coock!"
    The judge
    -"out!!!!!!!!"
    Convicted:
    -"not out,here!!!"


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