Cheesiest chat up line that actually worked

**hornylimerick** · 27-01-11, 20:37

I'm crap at chatting up women, but i always like a good laugh, so what's the cheesiest chat up line you've used or had used on you - that actually worked!

We have all heard cheesy line, but do they ever work????

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no ) Would you like some? (if yes ) Want some more?
I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor..... etc, etc, etc........

**willyup** · 27-01-11, 20:38

Do you mind if I take your picture?

Why?

So I can show Santa what I want for christmas!

**dave1dave** · 27-01-11, 20:42

Doorbell rings......

"Hi, I'm Dave I sent you a Pm earlier. "

Works every time !

**Lincoln** · 27-01-11, 20:42

"Girl you must be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day long...."

**googleplex** · 27-01-11, 20:48

'What time do you get off ?'

She was the cleaning lady on the London eye

**hornylimerick** · 27-01-11, 20:50

yeah but did these actually work for you?????

i know daves one works

have tried that one myself on a few occasions with good results

**googleplex** · 27-01-11, 20:58

Originally Posted by hornylimerick

yeah but did these actually work for you?????

i know daves one works

have tried that one myself on a few occasions with good results

To early to tell, she's got 10 pods to go and to be honest I'm not sure she heard me shout up as she was on the top.

**Fitzy** · 27-01-11, 21:09

Hi love get your coat you have just been pulled.

**willyup** · 27-01-11, 21:07

Originally Posted by hornylimerick

yeah but did these actually work for you?????

i know daves one works

have tried that one myself on a few occasions with good results

Mine worked once, failed miserably about 15 times and gave me a mildly black eye once.

**ThomasJ** · 28-01-11, 11:13

Originally Posted by hornylimerick

yeah but did these actually work for you?????

i know daves one works

have tried that one myself on a few occasions with good results

Not going to bother listing mine - 46 and single so perhaps I need new material.

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