Cheesiest chat up line that actually worked

[Rachel Divine]

The 50p one to call your mum won't work anymore as everyone has mobiles and phone boxes are nearly extinct

I still think its a good one..

[hornylimerick]

U will need more than words, sweetie.

Don't I know it

[Rachel Divine]

This one should work...

" I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? "

[Mousey]

Apparently, the line "Excuse me, would you like to fuck?" works 5% of the time

[Derry lad]

Your eyes are like a spanner....
Every time u look at me my nuts tighten!!