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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Here is 50p to call your mom with, tell her you wont be home

    That dress looks lovely on you, it will look lovely on my bedroom floor

    How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilised or not?

    Men from Yorkshire are so sleazy it is funny.
    did these work on you or for you? could be helpful information to a few posters

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    i think if one is obvious about 'chatting up', 'making a move'-girls go on the backfoot.
    i would be more covert...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    did these work on you or for you? could be helpful information to a few posters
    Yes. It usually makes me laugh if someone is cheeky and that is the battle half won. I have slapped a couple though
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    Here is 50p to call your mom with, tell her you wont be home

    The best for me so far and could work with me.

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    "weou hick, bong a eula weiss a gigi gogo."

    With a suitable amount of alcohol, something similar to the above seems to work for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet rachel View Post
    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    Here is 50p to call your mom with, tell her you wont be home

    The best for me so far and could work with me.
    These actually worked on you???? Theres hope for me yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    These actually worked on you???? Theres hope for me yet
    U will need more than words, sweetie.

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    The 50p one to call your mum won't work anymore as everyone has mobiles and phone boxes are nearly extinct
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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    yeah but did these actually work for you?????

    i know daves one works have tried that one myself on a few occasions with good results
    Not going to bother listing mine - 46 and single so perhaps I need new material.

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    Do you like fruit love ?

    Well suck me cock, its a peach !

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