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    Sperm and Clear Skin

    First of all, lets assume you mean semen. Sperm are the little swimming guys you see in reproduction videos; semen is the lubricative substance that surrounds them and can exist free of sperm. Yes, it is good for the skin. Semen is not only rich in vitamin "E" but it is a natural lubricant that moisturizes the skin and causes it to glow.



    •The reported 'salty' taste is from ammonia salts picked up from the urethra, these salts are very effective at de-greasing as well as having anti-bacterial properties.


    •However, it also has a very distinct odor of musk which may be undesirable. So eat strawberries two hours before!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
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    •However, it also has a very distinct odor of musk which may be undesirable. So eat strawberries two hours before!
    Thank you. This is very timely information as I have my first punt of 2011 booked for 5pm today. I'm off down to centra now for strawberries!

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    Danny your a wealth off information.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Sperm and Clear Skin

    First of all, lets assume you mean semen. Sperm are the little swimming guys you see in reproduction videos; semen is the lubricative substance that surrounds them and can exist free of sperm. Yes, it is good for the skin. Semen is not only rich in vitamin "E" but it is a natural lubricant that moisturizes the skin and causes it to glow.

    •The reported 'salty' taste is from ammonia salts picked up from the urethra, these salts are very effective at de-greasing as well as having anti-bacterial properties.

    •However, it also has a very distinct odor of musk which may be undesirable. So eat strawberries two hours before!

    Sometimes I worry about you Danny!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Sperm and Clear Skin

    First of all, lets assume you mean semen. Sperm are the little swimming guys you see in reproduction videos; semen is the lubricative substance that surrounds them and can exist free of sperm. Yes, it is good for the skin. Semen is not only rich in vitamin "E" but it is a natural lubricant that moisturizes the skin and causes it to glow.



    •The reported 'salty' taste is from ammonia salts picked up from the urethra, these salts are very effective at de-greasing as well as having anti-bacterial properties.


    •However, it also has a very distinct odor of musk which may be undesirable. So eat strawberries two hours before!
    Please report back to us on the outcome of your next appointment after you have so to speak done R/D in the field .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Please report back to us on the outcome of your next appointment after you have so to speak done R/D in the field .: doc
    Sorry Doc but it is not my bag!
    Like many catholics I have a problem following the Popes teachings on the withdrawel metod!
    I just came up with the thread for devients like yourself!

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    Clearly this man has done a lot of "negotiating" with a lot of women. I would struggle to bring that up in a conversation beforehand without grinning like an idiot.
    Last edited by wingman; 27-01-11 at 13:52. Reason: this bloody phone is impossible to type on!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Sorry Doc but it is not my bag!
    Like many catholics I have a problem following the Popes teachings on the withdrawel metod!
    I just came up with the thread for devients like yourself!
    You really are getting to know me .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    You really are getting to know me .: doc
    What do you mean by that?

    Why are you eating those strawberries???

    Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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    DB you area genius and clearly have a way with word as like wing man I don't think I'd be able to keep a serious face when mentioning this lol
    If you have any information in relation to human trafficking/pimped ladies

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