Women and Handbags

[Banjo]

Grrrrrrrrrr .....

Every time I see one of these fancy ladies on the street with a handbag the size of a suitcase placed in the crook of their elbow with their whole arm in the air with the ginormous sun shades on top of their head with the blonde hair with all the make-up with a stupid expression on their face with the silly shoes with the swagger with the "I'm superior to you" look all over them .....

I get the awful urge to stick my foot out and trip them up right there and then.

They look so happy and confident. I suspect if you scratch the surface you find a very sad person indeed.

God if I'm not careful I'll end up talking to myself ......