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    I've tried every detergent even bleach & the stains are worse than ever Any tips on how to get rid of semen stains on my flannellete sheets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I've tried every detergent even bleach & the stains are worse than ever Any tips on how to get rid of semen stains on my flannellete sheets?
    Buy new ones and then put a knot on it and i dont mean the sheets lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I've tried every detergent even bleach & the stains are worse than ever Any tips on how to get rid of semen stains on my flannellete sheets?
    Don't wank in bed to begin with
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    invest in a wank sock

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    Put a towel under yourself in future and have loads of tissues.

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    thing is their only new sheets bought them 2 weeks ago maybe I should bring them back get my money back?......

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    Get vertical against the wall and cum on your own face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    thing is their only new sheets bought them 2 weeks ago maybe I should bring them back get my money back?......
    Yes that would definitely be best, hope u kept the wrapping and the receipt, if u have problems explain ure dilemma
    to the shop assistant, preferably she will be female as ladies are always more sympathetic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    thing is their only new sheets bought them 2 weeks ago maybe I should bring them back get my money back?......
    as long as you got them from M&S
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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    I've tried every detergent even bleach & the stains are worse than ever Any tips on how to get rid of semen stains on my flannellete sheets?
    Plastic sheeting might be an option.

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