Ideal wife

[BACMAN36]

Nigella Lawson for me....pretty face, body built for comfort, great cook and I'd say (hope) she's a tramp in the bedroom

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That is mean u read joke about deaf's ,hornylimerick

[hornylimerick]

That is mean u read joke about deaf's ,hornylimerick

What I mean is it would be great if she couldn't talk or hear me, means we wouldnt have to listen to each other, (unfortunately I know sign language )

But a quiet house would be nice

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What I mean is it would be great if she couldn't talk or hear me, means we wouldnt have to listen to each other, (unfortunately I know sign language )

But a quiet house would be nice

Be careful what you wish might come true.

[Ric Hardgear]

that story about being deaf reminds me of the book captain corellis mandolin..lol

[hornylimerick]

Be careful what you wish might come true.

It would be just as good if i was deaf same outcome

[Morpheus]

It would be just as good if i was deaf same outcome

Or volume control HL. You know....you could press the mute button when you wanted to (like in the film click, which incidentally starred my dream wife - Kate Beckinsale).

[hornylimerick]

Or volume control HL. You know....you could press the mute button when you wanted to (like in the film click, which incidentally starred my dream wife - Kate Beckinsale).

thst would be perfect!!! but it hasn't been invented yet

[Sam Spade]

What I mean is it would be great if she couldn't talk or hear me, means we wouldnt have to listen to each other, (unfortunately I know sign language )

But a quiet house would be nice

Always pay attention to your loved ones conversation.
Never do what I do by trying to multitask by watching tv, or reading and having conversation, "yes dear", "of course dear", "ah ha" etc

You might end up agreeing to something you shouldn't - mother in law visit!!!!! Nooooooooooooooo

[hornylimerick]

Always pay attention to your loved ones conversation.
Never do what I do by trying to multitask by watching tv, or reading and having conversation, "yes dear", "of course dear", "ah ha" etc

You might end up agreeing to something you shouldn't - mother in law visit!!!!! Nooooooooooooooo

Been there done that, worse than agreeing to something by mistake, is her discovering your not listening, then your in the shit and really have to listen, for a while that is