Ideal wife

**Forrest** · 24-01-11, 16:39

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Closely followed by Forrest, who is so calm and laid back he is vertical

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Only in the right company, Lucy

**dannyboy10** · 24-01-11, 16:49

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Check your PM

I accept! Oh my mother will be pleased!

**Lucy Chambers** · 24-01-11, 16:50

Originally Posted by dannyboy10

I accept! Oh my mother will be pleased!

Not a bother. Tell her I can provide 42 references

**Ric Hardgear** · 24-01-11, 16:50

my third wife was ideal.I deal out the dough I deal out the car I deal out the flat I deal out the bling Ideal out the holidays I deal out the aspirin,......always had a headache

**dannyboy10** · 24-01-11, 16:54

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Not a bother. Tell her I can provide 42 references

And unlike many of the girls they are all in cogent English!

(We might not mention the reviews though!

)

**Morpheus** · 24-01-11, 20:45

Originally Posted by BIGTYM2010

[B]My ideal wife would have to be Vicki Butler - Henderson(5th gear presenter). Blonde, knows a lot about cars,and bit of a looker 2.Other than that would have to be the beautiful JESSICA JESSY. So people who or what would be your ideal wife ?[/B]

I'll leave the lovely ladies on this site out of the equation (as I would only be so lucky to settle down with any of them).

Kate Beckinsale has been my fantasy G/F / wife for ages.

**ber** · 24-01-11, 21:06

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the ideal wife okkkkkkkkkk would it be one thats married to somebody else?
On reflection I bet this is a trick question seeing as there isnt any such thing

**hornylimerick** · 24-01-11, 21:12

My idea wife is one that's deaf, can't speak, good cook, always wants sex and who will do anything to please her man

That would be so perfect, a nice quiet life, yeah! As if that's possible!!! Lol

**Rachel Divine** · 24-01-11, 22:05

Originally Posted by hornylimerick

My idea wife is one that's deaf, can't speak, good cook, always wants sex and who will do anything to please her man

That would be so perfect, a nice quiet life, yeah! As if that's possible!!! Lol

Keep looking.

Good luck to u!!!

**BACMAN36** · 25-01-11, 00:38

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Jeezums. Shall we just cut it and do another favourite escort thread? Not that I am bored or anything.

Dannyboy10 would be the ideal husband. Closely followed by Forrest, who is so calm and laid back he is vertical.

So laid back he's VERTICAL!!....is this an Irishism Lucy or some kinda code that only you and Dannyboy 10 understand?

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