how to lie??

[Forrest]

jaysus christ .....i was askin how you guys lie??????i gave a senario {not real} and was hoping to hear the best get outta jail stories ...pfft

Sorry Ric, I'm still in jail................

[El Gordo]

I almost never lie. That's due more to laziness than honesty. If you tell someone a lie then you had better remember all the details and be careful not to say anything later to contradict them. It's just too much work. I can't be bothered.

Having said that, the most effective way to lie is to tell the truth really unconvincingly.

[Sam Spade]

Been married for over 20 years and still can tell an outright lie.
Best I can hope for is to stretch the truth e.g. Delayed due to heavy traffic, working on a Sunday (only work 3 hours instead of 5 etc.).
I've never been one to go out with the lads for a night or weekend, so too late to use that one now.

Best thing to do when first get married is to have that 'me time', once or twice a week and carry it on throughout married life.

[Ric Hardgear]

yeeehah ,did it she fell for it ,never looked so honest in my whole life ,thats it me mates and i are free this weekend,
yeeehah...lough derg here we come

[dave1dave]

yeeehah ,did it she fell for it ,never looked so honest in my whole life ,thats it me mates and i are free this weekend,
yeeehah...lough derg here we come

FFS all that to go to Lough Derg Pfft...

You going on a retreat or something ??

[Ric Hardgear]

shes an atheist ,what can i tell ya

[BIGTYM2010]

Im disastrous,you look shifty ,no i do not ,now your not making eye contact ,yes i did ,now your staring too much whilst twidling your thumbs,oh fuck off ,now your angry in denial.omg i cant lie and you know she was right on every signal.
I actually have a big fib to tell her in order to get away with the lads this weekend ,but i know shes gonna suss it and not only blow it for me but ,discover that my 3 mates are not going golfing for the week end,the pressure is unbelieveable....pls help how do i lie without giving away the tells

Act as if your not that into going and get one of your mates to drop around with one of his clubs saying it's a new club he's bought you to replace that bogey one and then say god can't pull out now love after him buying me a new club anal once your on the road you give your mate back his club.never try the I'm the boss routine you get much further in life letting the miss us think she's the boss

[Ric Hardgear]

cheers......not mad on the freudian slip though .. "and then say god can't pull out now love after him buying me a new club anal once your on the road you give your mate back his club"