E-I St. Patrick's Day Competition 2011

[magicalman9357]

St. Patrick's Day Competition

250 shiney ones up for grabs!

Prize for the best Erotic Poem with relevant pic.

All submissions must comply with site rules and poem

must be your own work. One entry per member.

Closing Day Date and Time

Sunday 13th March at Midnight

Winner to be announced on St. Patrick's Day 2011

Good Luck Everyone

[sterotypicalusername]

So how does this work?

[magicalman9357]

So how does this work?

You prepare an erotic poem and submit it here with a pic relevant to your poem and the entry which is judged to be the best wins the competition.

[magicalman9357]

and the rules??

All submissions must comply with site rules and poem

must be your own work. One entry per member.

That's about it Jimmydee.

[magicalman9357]

St. Patrick's Day Competition

250 shiney ones up for grabs!

Prize for the best Erotic Poem with relevant pic.

All submissions must comply with site rules and poem

must be your own work. One entry per member.

Closing Day Date and Time

Sunday 13th March at Midnight

Winner to be announced on St. Patrick's Day 2011

Good Luck Everyone

Only about 5 days to go. Remember if you aren't in you can't win.

[samlad]

C'mon guys and girls! Has anyone even started composing their pornographic masterpieces?

[Amy Alison]

I think some entries will come.
But from my own experience, most creative ideas competition had late entries, people are afraid to post their creations first

[Amy Alison]

My entry below.
This is my first ever attempt to write some sort of poem in English, I hope it sounds OK.

I’m horny since this morning, I got up after 8
Since then I’m only looking to hook up with a mate.
Nobody’s home so early, you see they all got jobs,
While me … I’m only craving their hard and juicy knobs

I know Paul is a sweetheart and he’ll be home at noon
But he is nice and gentle, almost like a monsoon …
The itch I’m having now is more a hurricane,
Can’t help myself for sure. Why? Sex is on the brain.

I rather fancy George, he’s got a long, thick dick
A smile that lights the room and sways any critic.
But also he’s too freakish, used to fuck a porn star,
The things he wants me doing are straight up too bizarre


While still under my blankets, I’m playing with my clit
The hotter I am getting, the more I would admit
That Pierce’s tongue was awesome and penetrating far
Oh, how I loved to feel it inside my love boudoir !

I’m getting an idea, if Pierce is gone, perhaps
His sexy wife, Esther, who’s known for her mishaps,
Would like to visit me and lick my pussy deep.
Her tongue is lovely also but she doesn’t come cheap.

Cuz Ester is an escort for loaded gents in need
She’s got reviews a thousand and seems to be agreed,
That while she’s hot and sinful, she’s charging ladies more
I think she’s got some issues to use a vibrator ...

Where did I put my wallet? I hope I have some dough,
To call the lovely Esther and play with her dildo.
Unlucky me, the wallet is empty. … yet again,
I couldn’t say the same about my burning pain!

Bell rings all of a sudden, someone is at my door,
I quickly put some pants on (I got panties galore)
And wondering who is it and what the story is
I open the door largely. In front of me, a tease …

A nice guy in his 20s, in jeans and Nike shoes,
Who’s staring at my boobies, while telling me the news.
He’s Daniel, my new neighbour who is just moving in,
Having a long time travelled (you see, he’s from Berlin).

He really needs to make a most important call
But he can’t find the charger and really, that is all
He wants to bother me with. But why I’m looking south?
And why his eyes are gazing upon my cherry mouth?

Come in and you can use it, of course I got a charger,
I’ll take care of your phone, I’ll take care of your hunger.
Come, sit down on my sofa and make yourself at home,
(I couldn’t leave a neighbour to think I was a gnome !)

He knew what I was meaning, in fact, he knew too well,
That charger bogus story was just his way to tell,
If what he heard from others was accurate and true,
If I was such a hottie, such an entailing view.

And down there, on my sofa, I spread my legs apart
And with a smile I said, “I know I’m such a tart”,
But long before your phone was craving energy,
I really craved a serious and most detailed orgy !"

[magicalman9357]

hope this works

It worked Jimmydee and thanks for that.

[dave1dave]

In my eye's.


As I knocked on your door with heart skipping a beat,
I knew at long last we were destined to meet.


While viewing your profile,
with reviews genuine and true.
I had made up my mind,
this time it had to be you.


A Pm, a text, a few furtive phone calls.
Led to you gently, caressing my balls.


With your lips so soft,
kissing my neck.
I was truly in heaven,
with this beautiful Czech.


With both hands slipping slowly, down to your waist.
Our tongues entwined, our body's embraced.


The air was moist,
we began to perspire.
Beside this beautiful woman,
I couldn't help but admire.


As we lay together, basking in this moment of pleasure.
I knew this beauty, was one I always should treasure.


You looked in my eyes,
you said they were smiling.
How could they not be ?
With a woman so beguiling.


To these beautiful women, that are here on this site.
Not everything is always, quite black and white.
But if we can assist you, before you take flight.
Maybe we can all work together,
and Turn Off The Blue Light.