What is the excuse?

[rover]

You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!

Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!

WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??

The nearest I have been to getting caught was when she came in before I could tab it, she wanted to know what the green site I was looking at and another time, I had Violette on screen with a whip in her hand, fortunately she had her clothes on, she asked me what I was looking at, I said I had forgotten, then later that day, I told her it was junk mail I had received and not porn. You'll know when she catches me goodo, there will be one Rover with a computer shoved up his arse and a hatchet buried in his head.

[kelso]

im booking a birthday present for dave me best mate

noo i dont think that would fly either!
spare room or garage beckons my man;
if your married or living wiht aprtner next time just lock the screen / log out / use iphone, then you can take you filth to the bathroom!!

[Shirley Joy]

You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!

Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!

WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??

wasn't me!! lol she just wants to kick my ass,nothing more!!

[Forrest]

"Hi darling. Because I love you so much, I thought I'd get you a threesome for your birthday this year. I promise I won't get jealous seeing you with another girl"

I am useles at lying. Am going to have to remain single unless I get better at it.

Getting married helps to improve your ability to lie. Like life, marriage is a learning experience.

[Legswideopen]

I think you all need to add a punting computer or iPod touch to your weapons arsenal. You can easily navigate from browser to blank screen in seconds. No sneaking of to the computer room and have everyone wondering what you are doing when you could be browsing while watching tv and no one is any wiser.

[Sam Spade]

Trousers around the ankles is a bit of a give away Mark!

No,it was ok., she saw me looking at a kitty cat picture, I explained my way out of that - only just!

[Sam Spade]

I think you all need to add a punting computer or iPod touch to your weapons arsenal. You can easily navigate from browser to blank screen in seconds. No sneaking of to the computer room and have everyone wondering what you are doing when you could be browsing while watching tv and no one is any wiser.

ipad however is great, but no privacy button and predictive text a pain - gets me into bother but I'm learning.

[dave1dave]

The excuse ?

" Hey ! She's your mother too ! I gotta keep an eye on the crazy bat."

[magicalman9357]

1: "these computer viruses are getting very sophisticated and rather rude?"

2: "did u (the missus) not set the popup blocker to stop this filth appearing while I'm searching for a clean MKII Ford Escort???"

3: "damn computer hackers!!! Hope they haven't got our banking details!!!"

The Hackers one would work for me.

[Legswideopen]

ipad however is great, but no privacy button and predictive text a pain - gets me into bother but I'm learning.

Keep practising mark and build up your library
There is also a handy setting that disables your browser and will require a password to reboot. So if you happen to accidentally leave it unattended no one can view what you've been looking at