What is the excuse?

[mature abby]

during a 2 way webcam session once .... the guys wife/gf walked in caught him right at that moment were nobody wants to be caught
poor guy got battered not good to watch at all x

[Sam Spade]

It would be just as bad if the other half was walking in and you frantically trying to close it only for the page to freeze and a load of error messages!!! Caught red handed

Yes, although its times like this when you wish you were more inventive with your user name - Mark444
Im sure the 444 threw her off the scent!

[carlos marvado]

Well, I'll tell you what really happened.

Typing message for quick reply, wife walked in, tried to close window (wouldn't do is as text was entered), finally closed window and then had short chat to wife - no problem.

Next day arrived home and wife said "I was looking at a site called Escort-Ireland, its amazing what you see!".
I quickly shut my mouth and said something I cant remember.

So what now - checking available apartments to rent in Belfast for a quick exit if needed.

Well if she was reading about the potential earning power of escorts, I'm not really surprised that she wants you to rent an apartment for her.........a very enterprising woman, your good lady wife.

[Derry lad]

You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!

Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!

WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??

1: "these computer viruses are getting very sophisticated and rather rude?"

2: "did u (the missus) not set the popup blocker to stop this filth appearing while I'm searching for a clean MKII Ford Escort???"

3: "damn computer hackers!!! Hope they haven't got our banking details!!!"

[Fitzy]

What excuse that goes out the window your screwed the park bench is calling.

[Morpheus]

You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!

Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!

WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??

"Hi darling. Because I love you so much, I thought I'd get you a threesome for your birthday this year. I promise I won't get jealous seeing you with another girl"

I am useles at lying. Am going to have to remain single unless I get better at it.

[Sam Spade]

Well if she was reading about the potential earning power of escorts, I'm not really surprised that she wants you to rent an apartment for her.........a very enterprising woman, your good lady wife.

Unfortunately I am not so sure of her earning power!

[Sam Spade]

1: "these computer viruses are getting very sophisticated and rather rude?"

2: "did u (the missus) not set the popup blocker to stop this filth appearing while I'm searching for a clean MKII Ford Escort???"

3: "damn computer hackers!!! Hope they haven't got our banking details!!!"

Unfortunately my wife knows me too well - after 23 years what do you expect!

[Derry lad]

Unfortunately my wife knows me too well - after 23 years what do you expect!

After 23 weeks the wife got the measure of me and threw me out!
Best thing she ever done for me!!
New girl is 14 years younger than her with own house, car, job, etc. I'm far happier now and trying to behave but this site would tempt any living being!!!!

[dannyboy10]

Unfortunately my wife knows me too well - after 23 years what do you expect!

Trousers around the ankles is a bit of a give away Mark!