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    Default What is the excuse?

    You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!

    Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!

    WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??

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    I'm a stupid gobshite for not having logged off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    I'm a stupid gobshite for not having logged off.
    CM is divorced in six months and living in a bedsit in Moyross!

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    You are screwed.
    Don't get married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!

    WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??
    hey sexy i was just making sure your pictures are verified

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    Quote Originally Posted by releasetherat View Post
    hey sexy i was just making sure your pictures are verified
    I am not looking for the pimp response!

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    There isn't any . Spare room for a while . depending on the good lady or the door knob hitting you on the arse as you leave . Either way your fucked .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Copy and paste what you have written into notepad or word. Save it and disguise it with a file name that has no connection to escorting. Log out of ei. When you return copy and paste your message from word on to your pm.
    Last edited by thehighwayman; 21-01-11 at 22:41.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!

    Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!

    WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??

    Well, I'll tell you what really happened.

    Typing message for quick reply, wife walked in, tried to close window (wouldn't do is as text was entered), finally closed window and then had short chat to wife - no problem.

    Next day arrived home and wife said "I was looking at a site called Escort-Ireland, its amazing what you see!".
    I quickly shut my mouth and said something I cant remember.

    So what now - checking available apartments to rent in Belfast for a quick exit if needed.

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    It would be just as bad if the other half was walking in and you frantically trying to close it only for the page to freeze and a load of error messages!!! Caught red handed

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