Here's my vision.

You're sitting at home, and you say "I'm going out for a Chineese take away" or some other such shit. Back in a while ...

You then take yourself off to the girl nearest you who offers the Pit Stop Service. That's a very quick quickie ..... like, 5 minutes standing up against the wall.

Then stop at the Chineese on the way home for some ribs.

Waddya think ? Who'd go for it ??