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    Here's my vision.

    You're sitting at home, and you say "I'm going out for a Chineese take away" or some other such shit. Back in a while ...

    You then take yourself off to the girl nearest you who offers the Pit Stop Service. That's a very quick quickie ..... like, 5 minutes standing up against the wall.

    Then stop at the Chineese on the way home for some ribs.

    Waddya think ? Who'd go for it ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    Here's my vision.

    You're sitting at home, and you say "I'm going out for a Chineese take away" or some other such shit. Back in a while ...

    You then take yourself off to the girl nearest you who offers the Pit Stop Service. That's a very quick quickie ..... like, 5 minutes standing up against the wall.

    Then stop at the Chineese on the way home for some ribs.

    Waddya think ? Who'd go for it ??
    I'm more like a two minute man, so yeah sign me up!

    Although in fairness i'd miss the kissing and cuddling afterwards. I like the spare ribs touch though. Punting and take away in one! I think you could be on to something!
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    Quote Originally Posted by banjo View Post
    here's my vision.

    You're sitting at home, and you say "i'm going out for a chineese take away" or some other such shit. Back in a while ...

    You then take yourself off to the girl nearest you who offers the pit stop service. That's a very quick quickie ..... Like, 5 minutes standing up against the wall.

    Then stop at the chineese on the way home for some ribs.

    Waddya think ? Who'd go for it ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    Here's my vision.

    You're sitting at home, and you say "I'm going out for a Chineese take away" or some other such shit. Back in a while ...

    You then take yourself off to the girl nearest you who offers the Pit Stop Service. That's a very quick quickie ..... like, 5 minutes standing up against the wall.

    Then stop at the Chineese on the way home for some ribs.

    Waddya think ? Who'd go for it ??
    Ive had a client do exac the above without the wall .

    Also had a client make the excuse he felt sick whilst in the cinema with girlfriend an needed fresh air then call an see me ,couldnt believe it when they told me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    Here's my vision.

    You're sitting at home, and you say "I'm going out for a Chineese take away" or some other such shit. Back in a while ...

    You then take yourself off to the girl nearest you who offers the Pit Stop Service. That's a very quick quickie ..... like, 5 minutes standing up against the wall.

    Then stop at the Chineese on the way home for some ribs.

    Waddya think ? Who'd go for it ??
    Would definitely give me a better appetite for the Chinese ribs.

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    That's all I ever manage. Twice.
    Of course I pay for the hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    Here's my vision.

    You're sitting at home, and you say "I'm going out for a Chineese take away" or some other such shit. Back in a while ...

    You then take yourself off to the girl nearest you who offers the Pit Stop Service. That's a very quick quickie ..... like, 5 minutes standing up against the wall.

    Then stop at the Chineese on the way home for some ribs.

    Waddya think ? Who'd go for it ??

    Now I know I've turned into an old boring bastard!

    I'll say nothing else!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mark444 View Post
    Now I know I've turned into an old boring bastard!

    I'll say nothing else!!!
    Not for you mark ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    Not for you mark ?
    For me, the longer an appointment the better - One thing I hate is a short pit stop.

    My usual appointment is for one hour, with a few lasting for two.
    If I could afford more I would do it.

    I've said it before, I keep my watch on during appointments and am amazed at how quickly an hour goes
    (and no I don't fall asleep!).

    If money was no object, I would continue with hour appointments and when I meet that special lady I would book her for a night, day, or weekend. That for me would be my pitstop, and the shortest time I would wish to spend with someone.

    Unfortunately money is not in abundance, so I will have to continue as things as they are and hopefully secure a few extra hours for that special lady now and again!

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    Formula 1 pitstop?
    Set of rubbers in 10 seconds, sounds about me alright.

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