Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.
A. To get to the other side.
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FFS This Has to be a joke!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.
A. To get to the other side.
CG
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something: Plato
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So does this:
Q. Whats the difference between driving in the fog and muff diving...
A. At least when you are muff diving you can see the cunt in front of you...
69patrick69 (21-01-11), anitasizzle (21-01-11), City Gent (21-01-11), TiffanyTees (21-01-11)
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide
The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
Make instruments to plague us
This is an escort site, plenty of birds on board, we don't need no stinken chicken jokesOriginally Posted by City Gent
City Gent (21-01-11)
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why did the chicken cross the road?
EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
City Gent (21-01-11)
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This is an escort site, plenty of birds on board, we don't need no stinken chicken jokes
Anita, Anita, Anita I never had you down as CHICKENIST all birds deserve equality on here.
CG
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something: Plato
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
So back to the beginning . The egg or the chicken first .: doc
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc
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Quick, call the Secret Police
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had just killed his friend paul, paul was a member of the chicken triad and the triad boss Alan has put a price on the chickens head. The next day the chicken woke up and he decided that he would go out to the shops to buy some milk and cheese to make an omlet for his dinner. On the way to the shops he decided to take a shortcut through westborough ave. suddenly a black VW van pulled up beside him and two armed chickens jumped out and chickennapped the chicken(the chickens called neil). The van drove to a secret location and neil woke up hanging upside down by his feet? Alan was there and he told neil what he would do to him. Neil was scared and he remembered that he had secretly hid a desert eagle in a secret compartment in his feathers. so he pistol whipped alan and cut himself free. he escaped the secret location (which turned out to be a SPAR) and ran to the main highway. that was where he crossed the road.
Once a prick - always a prick.
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