Daves Mum needs partner!

[dannyboy10]

Due to the overwhelming success of the "Adult Parties" in Daves Mums flat, we have a life changing oppertunity for some lucky person!

Yes, Daves Mum is not as young as she once was, therefore she is looking at forming a Duo or Couple type partnership!

This is a live in job.

Desirable Skills/Traits:
Open minded
Bukkake fan
Eastenders fan
Fanny fan
Speak very loudly ALL THE TIME! (Job there for you LUCY )
Good with a bucket of water and mop! (Bukkake only on lino coverd areas)
Can change adult nappies efficently and often.
Must be willing to live on a diet of cheese (there will be lots of cheese ) and Milk Tray.

Please can you make an early application, or suggestion of suitible applicant, as it is expected that like Daves Mum, this position can not be held for long!

[dr love]

My nominee is the OP , a nice exercise for him on his way to TR status .: lol

[dannyboy10]

My nominee is the OP , a nice exercise for him on his way to TR status .: lol

I have a job with Lucy Doc! (Pay is rubbish but benefits are fantastic! )

As for TR, as Sam says, it is not for those with low Character!

[dr love]

I have a job with Lucy Doc! (Pay is rubbish but benefits are fantastic! )

As for TR, as Sam says, it is not for those with low Character!

Agree with first sentence .
Last sentence a load of bollix . .: lol

[dannyboy10]

Agree with first sentence .
Last sentence a load of bollix . .: lol

Sorry Doc but the Lap cat position has been filled, and as I told you, Kitty don't share!!

[dr love]

Sorry Doc but the Lap cat position has been filled, and as I told you, Kitty don't share!!

But you did choose the perfect lap I have to say .: fecking kitty always first in .: doc

[dave1dave]

Due to the overwhelming success of the "Adult Parties" in Daves Mums flat, we have a life changing oppertunity for some lucky person!

Yes, Daves Mum is not as young as she once was, therefore she is looking at forming a Duo or Couple type partnership!

This is a live in job.

Desirable Skills/Traits:
Open minded
Bukkake fan
Eastenders fan
Fanny fan
Speak very loudly ALL THE TIME! (Job there for you LUCY )
Good with a bucket of water and mop! (Bukkake only on lino coverd areas)
Can change adult nappies efficently and often.
Must be willing to live on a diet of cheese (there will be lots of cheese ) and Milk Tray.

Please can you make an early application, or suggestion of suitible applicant, as it is expected that like Daves Mum, this position can not be held for long!

I may have this all wrong but hasn't Jimbop taken this position already ??
I note you mention nappy changing, Mum told me to tell you to bring your own next time!

[dannyboy10]

I may have this all wrong but hasn't Jimbop taken this position already ??
I note you mention nappy changing, Mum told me to tell you to bring your own next time!

Jimbob discovered she was holding out on him,(first time in her life she ever held out ) so he cut her loose from his flock!
I am your new PIMPDADDY! OBEY ME!!!!!

[dave1dave]

Jimbob discovered she was holding out on him,(first time in her life she ever held out ) so he cut her loose from his flock!
I am your new PIMPDADDY! OBEY ME!!!!!

Ok pops, I'll go freshen your drink



Dannys quite the hit in the daycare center.

[dannyboy10]

Ok pops, I'll go freshen your drink



Dannys quite the hit in the daycare center.

Go to your room! The party starts at six!


And hand your mother the lube bucket!