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    Default Daves Mum needs partner!

    Due to the overwhelming success of the "Adult Parties" in Daves Mums flat, we have a life changing oppertunity for some lucky person!

    Yes, Daves Mum is not as young as she once was, therefore she is looking at forming a Duo or Couple type partnership!

    This is a live in job.

    Desirable Skills/Traits:
    Open minded
    Bukkake fan
    Eastenders fan
    Fanny fan
    Speak very loudly ALL THE TIME! (Job there for you LUCY )
    Good with a bucket of water and mop! (Bukkake only on lino coverd areas)
    Can change adult nappies efficently and often.
    Must be willing to live on a diet of cheese (there will be lots of cheese ) and Milk Tray.

    Please can you make an early application, or suggestion of suitible applicant, as it is expected that like Daves Mum, this position can not be held for long!

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    My nominee is the OP , a nice exercise for him on his way to TR status .: lol
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    My nominee is the OP , a nice exercise for him on his way to TR status .: lol
    I have a job with Lucy Doc! (Pay is rubbish but benefits are fantastic! )

    As for TR, as Sam says, it is not for those with low Character!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    I have a job with Lucy Doc! (Pay is rubbish but benefits are fantastic! )

    As for TR, as Sam says, it is not for those with low Character!
    Agree with first sentence .
    Last sentence a load of bollix . .: lol
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Agree with first sentence .
    Last sentence a load of bollix . .: lol
    Sorry Doc but the Lap cat position has been filled, and as I told you, Kitty don't share!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Sorry Doc but the Lap cat position has been filled, and as I told you, Kitty don't share!!
    But you did choose the perfect lap I have to say .: fecking kitty always first in .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    But you did choose the perfect lap I have to say .: fecking kitty always first in .: doc
    It is being last out is what is important!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    It is being last out is what is important!!
    Someday soon I hope I'll get the hang of the client , escort gig .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Someday soon I hope I'll get the hang of the client , escort gig .: doc
    Change the avatar to a cute kitty usually works wonders!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Change the avatar to a cute kitty usually works wonders!
    Never , never , I might have nah enough said don't get me started .:doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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