It is with a heavy heart that I have to admit

[dave1dave]

ya this middle aged spread is cruel I cant see my mickey much anymore looking down, I heard that for every 30 pounds a guy gains in his stomach an inch of his mickey is lost because it gets sucked up into some area in his stomach or pubic bone some people must have no mickey at all...

Not quite there yet EP, But I think it's more of a one pack, rather that six.

So are you saying if I put on 30 pounds my mickey will be gone completely ?

[Experienced Punter esq]

Not quite there yet EP, But I think it's more of a one pack, rather that six.

So are you saying if I put on 30 pounds my mickey will be gone completely ?

no david for every 30pounds u put on an inch of your mickey disappears into the stomach therefore a man with a 6 inch mickey who gains 180 pounds ends up with no mickey at all

[dave1dave]

no david for every 30pounds u put on an inch of your mickey disappears into the stomach therefore a man with a 6 inch mickey who gains 180 pounds ends up with no mickey at all

Yeah so if I put on 30 pounds my 1 inch pride and joy will be gone

[dr love]

to myself.
That what was once my pride and joy is no longer

What was once a toned ab, is now just a flat nothing my sixpack is dead.
Middle age spread I guess.

But on the bright side, I'm not going grey

Jaysus am I the only young fella here .: doc

[City Gent]

Jaysus am I the only young fella here .: doc

Doc you will always have eternal youth in our eyes


CG

[rover]

Growing old, receding hairline, what was once the rock is now a wobbley and unreliable wonder who sometimes responds when you feed him viagra, you ache all over, it's a gamble driving the car, your friends are all dead, Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either, if any of them are still alive, you can live without sex but not without glasses. You have the sexual desires of a 22 year old, but you can do fuck all about it. Yes life is wonderful when you get older, anybody got a gun.



Thank God for cash, it can help you get a big arse to look you in the face.

[Sam Spade]

to myself.
That what was once my pride and joy is no longer

What was once a toned ab, is now just a flat nothing my sixpack is dead.
Middle age spread I guess.

But on the bright side, I'm not going grey

Don't worry Dave, its not your age, it just gravity thats pulled your manly chest down to your stomach.
Its still there, but just not where you want it.
No longer the six pack - welcome the twelve pack.

Do what I do - breath in, struggle into those trousers you used to find comfortable and always always wear a good quality leather belt. Either that or wear a corset!

Welcome to the club bro.

[Sam Spade]

Growing old, receding hairline, what was once the rock is now a wobbley and unreliable wonder who sometimes responds when you feed him viagra, you ache all over, it's a gamble driving the car, your friends are all dead, Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either, if any of them are still alive, you can live without sex but not without glasses. You have the sexual desires of a 22 year old, but you can do fuck all about it. Yes life is wonderful when you get older, anybody got a gun.



Thank God for cash, it can help you get a big arse to look you in the face.

That would be so funny if it wasn't so true!!!!!!

[Sam Spade]

Jaysus am I the only young fella here .: doc

Sorry Doc., I think your memories fading as well as your finally tuned body!

[prettywoman]

Come around to mine, I'll work on your six pack lol.... I'm like a Duracell bunny... (costume is provided on request). there will be no rest for the wicked!!!