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    A FART while having sex......... that killed the moment....was so funny when the client farted while busy with...

    Anyone have this experience ?

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    I've done that while with a lady person at precisely the same time as I came.
    I'd been trying to hold it in but at the point of ejacylation lost control of it.
    It was as if I was fitted with an after-burner to add extra thrust to my spunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Areeya View Post
    A FART while having sex......... that killed the moment....was so funny when the client farted while busy with...

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    Thankfully that never happened to me, but one really annoying thing that happened to me was that my tummy kept rumbling.

    I skipped my lunch to meet this beauty and throughout the hour long appointment my tummy was rumbling.
    Was really bad at the kissing stage, just getting in to it and vesuvius would go off again.

    In one way I would prefer the fart as it would be over in a minute unless it was a Monday morning nuclear weapon .

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    [QUOTE=takemedrunkimhome;371183]Thankfully that never happened to me, but one really annoying thing that happened to me was that my tummy kept rumbling.

    I skipped my lunch to meet this beauty and throughout the hour long appointment my tummy was rumbling.
    Was really bad at the kissing stage, just getting in to it and vesuvius would go off again.

    My tummy rumbled a few times, coz of appointments its hard to really have a meal..so I just snack on chocolates.

    I am planning to get over to killkenny soon...finally after a year we get to meet...maybe I can take you drunk to my HOME ?

    Kisses

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    Quote Originally Posted by willyup View Post
    I've done that while with a lady person at precisely the same time as I came.
    I'd been trying to hold it in but at the point of ejacylation lost control of it.
    It was as if I was fitted with an after-burner to add extra thrust to my spunk.

    Ejaculation, you do it often enough you should know how to spell it.


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    [QUOTE=Areeya;371194]
    Quote Originally Posted by takemedrunkimhome View Post
    Thankfully that never happened to me, but one really annoying thing that happened to me was that my tummy kept rumbling.

    I skipped my lunch to meet this beauty and throughout the hour long appointment my tummy was rumbling.
    Was really bad at the kissing stage, just getting in to it and vesuvius would go off again.


    My tummy rumbled a few times, coz of appointments its hard to really have a meal..so I just snack on chocolates.

    I am planning to get over to killkenny soon...finally after a year we get to meet...maybe I can take you drunk to my HOME ?

    Kisses
    Haha, I will go to your home sober or drunk, any way at all that you will have me Areeya .

    But do you mean Kilkenny or Killarney babe?
    Please say Killarney and you will make a Kerryman very happy(and not just one I dare say )

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    Quote Originally Posted by takemedrunkimhome View Post
    Thankfully that never happened to me, but one really annoying thing that happened to me was that my tummy kept rumbling.

    I skipped my lunch to meet this beauty and throughout the hour long appointment my tummy was rumbling.
    Was really bad at the kissing stage, just getting in to it and vesuvius would go off again.

    In one way I would prefer the fart as it would be over in a minute unless it was a Monday morning nuclear weapon .
    Not happened to me yet and hope it never does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Areeya View Post
    A FART while having sex......... that killed the moment....was so funny when the client farted while busy with...

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    Christ Reeya you are actually putting me off sex woman. Some things are better blocked out, never to be discussed again
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    Quote Originally Posted by City Gent View Post
    Ejaculation, you do it often enough you should know how to spell it.


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    Sounds better the way I say it
    Anyway the only people I like watching are the other girls I'll be moving over to when finished with the one shes watching me with!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Areeya View Post
    A FART while having sex......... that killed the moment....was so funny when the client farted while busy with...

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    I have had a few fanny farts experiences . Very funny at the time we had a great laugh and giggle.

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