The other half of the sky

[Mousey]

Seeing my weakness for all God's fury creatures, I have to obey and tickle you good

Lower! Loweeerrrrrrrrr!!!!

[Forrest]

Lower! Loweeerrrrrrrrr!!!!

If Karin goes any lower, she will be tickling grass


It wasn't the grass that tickled her ass, it was my middle finger.

[Sensual Delights]

Lower! Loweeerrrrrrrrr!!!!

Lower or higher ... be patient Mousy and I'll cover all areas after I'm done with my teasing.

[Forrest]

Haha, of course. But I would gain more then you

You will probably get a 2 page post of mine condenses in 2 very smart lines and then everybody will tell me what an effective communicator I am. People will queue to see me and I become a millionaire The deal of the century for me, so of course I'll go for it.

I know you are a decent person, Karin, so I'm sure you would remember those that helped you achieve your wealth

Btw, I never said that the condensed version would make as much sense

[Morpheus]

I wanted to post this earlier but I was busy with something else.
I may be a bit late now with my post but I would like to give my input as well (being a big mouth and all )

Escorts reviewing clients? That would either:

• never happen / never be implemented by this site
• never work
• work hypocritically, unless the client is a genuine bad one

In the first case scenario, how do you think this “reviews” are going to be done?
Do you think EI will set up another quite complicated reviews system and perhaps get some more review mods to look after those new reviews? I seriously doubt this because it is not seen as necessary. First of all, clients are the paying customers, not the other way around. They avail of a service and in this quality they can give feedback, same way as they would grade a hotel on a travelling website. As far as I am concerned, if a client books me and chooses to just let me do all the work, he is entitled to do so, the same way as someone else who may like to be more active and make sure I have fun as well. We are the professionals, it is true, but we merely comply with the client wishes for an appointment, as long as those wishes matches our own limits, set up by our profile and a little common sense.

In the second case … how is this suppose to work? I go weeks without a review, it is so obvious that most people are not registered to leave reviews. If escorts would try to get every punter registered, they will be in for quite a disappointment. Then, assuming that each punter is registered, are escorts supposed to get only PM appointments, so we know who we will review later? Another big disappointment here. You’ll be waiting by the laptop and be happy and if you can see a few clients per week in such a case, while all the other clients that are not willing to disclose their EI identity (or have none) will visit the girls that have no idea what happens on the board (i.e. the big majority). Assuming that the clients are supposd to tell you on the phone their username, knowing they will be in for a review, some may just tell you porkies, so what is the point?

In the third case, assuming that indeed the clients reviews will be added to this site and everybody will go for the idea … all those escorts reviews will look pretty much the same “he is so great”, “nice gentlemen” bla bla bla … As Forrest said, biting the hand that feeds you is never a good idea. So we’ll end up with tons of meaningless reviews. The few girls that speak their mind will end up antagonising some nice guys that are maybe not as skilled in bed as others, although they may be brilliant customers otherwise. Only the genuine bad clients will get 100% a genuine bad review from escorts. But like the girls who are getting bad reviews and decide to start with a new profile, leaving the bad reviews behind, so the bad people can decide to register a new username and perhaps SIM card and start again too.

Why would an escort care how good or bad a client is in bed it’s beyond me. I only care if the guy makes an appointment in a respectful way, shows up, pays and respect my own set boundaries. If anybody doesn’t do that, all escorts have the choice (for some time now) to report those bad people in the Ugly Mugs.

At the moment, giving a registered client a reference on his profile and maybe a nice comment on the review he left for the escort, it’s plenty in my opinion.

Agree with everything you've said. Summarized very eloquently. Thanks. There's another thread now taking a vote on this subject and I've left my comments there, but you've said it all really.

The only thing I want to add is a reminder of the fragile male ego. (Well mine and many others anyway). We all know that "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" but truth be told, men aren't really any different. And a bloke isn't going back to see a lady if his ego has been damaged by a review. And it may be something tiny that the girl didn't even intend. So it will be bad for business.