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Its a tiger shark Carlos theyll eat anythingOriginally Posted by carlos marvado
I sure hope that Great Whites share your sense of logic........here, here nice fishy, I'm not your natural prey.......in fact, I'm well past my sell by date and the Minister for Health, one Mary Harney does not recommend that I am suitable for consumption.......human or otherwise.
If it was a great white your chances of survival are about 80%
A tiger that plummets
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Float. You can survival float for up to an hour. The sharks are only attracted to movement and blood.
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Balls, you can't cop out and say was only a dreamC'mon Chambers, this question has been answered.
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OK here goes;
1. Show no fear or panic.
2. Remove my T shirt and tie the sleeves, fill with air and use as a floatation device.
3. Check position of the sun to calculate the remaining hours of daylight.
4. Avoid any sudden moves.
5. Scream like a girl.
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They are also attracted to non moving createres that appear to be dead dying
You gotta get out of the water as 9 out of 10 shark attacks happen in water.
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Sharks are more nocturnal feeder but you are right a lot of attacks do happen at those times
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Just swim a litlle faster than your buddy in the rowing boat.
Should be OK after that.
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Ah but surely if your buddy is still in the rowing boat
Its you who are fucked
I wound not panic and do nothing. If the boat shunk, the same applys. However if I was bleeding, I would say a prayer to the Good Lord and then the sharks would have me for dinner. There is another answer I can give. There are a lot of different shark breeds, and of these only 3 types of shark are hostile to humans, so chances are the sharks would be harmless and swim away from the rowboat and I wouls surive, thanks be to God, and row ashore and book in a Escort girl to celabrate!
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