".... yer wans fanny is so big that ridin' her is like throwin' a sausage up O'Connell Street."
Keep it going guys ... what's your funniest thing to say about general sex stuff ?
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".... yer wans fanny is so big that ridin' her is like throwin' a sausage up O'Connell Street."
Keep it going guys ... what's your funniest thing to say about general sex stuff ?
Last edited by Banjo; 14-01-11 at 20:17.
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I went to a lapdancer's club once, and a very stunning woman gave it them moves, etc. Anyway, at the end, she bent over and whispered in my ear, 'Did you like that, big boy?' to which I responded, 'Yeah... not bad!'Originally Posted by Banjo
Her face dropped, but I gave her a cheeky smile and said, 'Of course I did!'
SOOOOO glad she saw the funny side of it! That could have gotten much worse if she didn't have a sense of humour!!!
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Had a appointment once , and as the lady started to perform oral on me let rip a fart , that nearly blew the walls out , great ice breaker . Had great sex after we stopped laughing .: doc
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc
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no cobwebs in that hole, and i'd sooner suffer the shame of it than the pain of it.
'I would like to break you in' was the reponse of a friend of mine when asked if he liked a girl when i was at school.The rest of us just looked at pure bewilderment at each other....
I have lived a life of regrets.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.... a sniper wouldn't take her out.
"When he was born the nurse smacked his mother"
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"that girl has more finger prints up her fanny than the special branch has on file..."
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