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    ".... yer wans fanny is so big that ridin' her is like throwin' a sausage up O'Connell Street."

    Keep it going guys ... what's your funniest thing to say about general sex stuff ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    ".... yer wans fanny is so big that ridin' her is like throwin' a sausage up O'Connell Street."

    Keep it going guys ... what's your funniest thing to say about general sex stuff ?
    I went to a lapdancer's club once, and a very stunning woman gave it them moves, etc. Anyway, at the end, she bent over and whispered in my ear, 'Did you like that, big boy?' to which I responded, 'Yeah... not bad!'

    Her face dropped, but I gave her a cheeky smile and said, 'Of course I did!'

    SOOOOO glad she saw the funny side of it! That could have gotten much worse if she didn't have a sense of humour!!!

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    Had a appointment once , and as the lady started to perform oral on me let rip a fart , that nearly blew the walls out , great ice breaker . Had great sex after we stopped laughing .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    no cobwebs in that hole, and i'd sooner suffer the shame of it than the pain of it.

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    'I would like to break you in' was the reponse of a friend of mine when asked if he liked a girl when i was at school.The rest of us just looked at pure bewilderment at each other....
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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    I wouldn't ride her into battle.... a sniper wouldn't take her out.

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    "When he was born the nurse smacked his mother"

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    "that girl has more finger prints up her fanny than the special branch has on file..."

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