Impossibilities,

[samlad]

Or when you take your mrs out for a night out anticipating a good night afterwards
but when you get her home she is comatosed and you have to do yourself

Not with a comatosed woman, I hope?!

[Doozer]

Not with a comatosed woman, I hope?!

Nope a solo shandy

[samlad]

Nope a solo shandy

Actually, another impossibility... trying to have a successful Hans Solo when completely pissed!!! LOL!

[Doozer]

Actually, another impossibility... trying to have a successful Hans Solo when completely pissed!!! LOL!

Ah no
I have perfected that

[dark-knight]

sneezing while pissing.

[Doozer]

managing to piss everywhere but the bowl when highly intoxicated

[Doozer]

Drowning flys or my fav in new pub pissing the ball into the back of the net while at the urinals ossified

[samlad]

Drowning flys or my fav in new pub pissing the ball into the back of the net while at the urinals ossified

I tend to avoid the urinals. Every time I go for a slash in the public toilets, I always end up standig next to a bloke who has to stare at my manhood! That brings me on to the next impossibilty... having a piss in the public bogs without standing next to a weirdo!!!

[Doozer]

I tend to avoid the urinals. Every time I go for a slash in the public toilets, I always end up standig next to a bloke who has to stare at my manhood! That brings me on to the next impossibilty... having a piss in the public bogs without standing next to a weirdo!!!

Do ye not have the man apart rule in the Uk?

[samlad]

Do ye not have the man apart rule in the Uk?

Clearly not, fella.