Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 27

Thread: Impossibilities,

  1. #1

    Default Impossibilities,

    Opening a packet of Shredded Wheat without making a mess !
    What other seemingly menial tasks end up as a fuck-up ?

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Here, there and everywhere.
    Posts
    14,460
    Blog Entries
    225

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by boz View Post
    Opening a packet of Shredded Wheat without making a mess !
    What other seemingly menial tasks end up as a fuck-up ?
    Opening a tube of pringles and trying to stop eating them.

  3. The Following User Says Thank You to magicalman9357 For This Useful Post:

    Nicole (14-01-11)

  4. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Posts
    31,697

    Default

    Trying to masturbate after the vinegar strokes?

  5. #4
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Yes I've got one of them
    Posts
    1,296
    Reviews
    15

    Default

    Buying chocolate, putting it in the fridge and trusting that it'll still be there when you go back later to eat it.

  6. #5

    Thumbs down ouch !!

    taking on this fcuker knowing fine well its going to end in tears but you "try" it anyway



  7. The Following User Says Thank You to releasetherat For This Useful Post:

    Morpheus (14-01-11)

  8. #6
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    2,215
    Reviews
    43

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Trying to masturbate after the vinegar strokes?
    What about masturbating after de-seeding red hot chilly's !!!
    Another hot encounter!

  9. The Following User Says Thank You to Sam Spade For This Useful Post:

    samlad (14-01-11)

  10. #7
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Posts
    629
    Blog Entries
    5
    Reviews
    28

    Default

    Eating a cream cracker dry without a drink
     little said is easy mended

  11. #8
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Plugged and happy in Shirley's Dungeon ! !
    Posts
    1,706
    Reviews
    6

    Default

    Eating a kebab, with a bellyfull of beer, at 4 in the morning without getting 80% of it all over your mush!!

  12. #9
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Posts
    31,697

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by BACMAN36 View Post
    Eating a kebab, with a bellyfull of beer, at 4 in the morning without getting 80% of it all over your mush!!
    Or having sex straight after all of the above!
    Last edited by samlad; 14-01-11 at 23:26.

  13. #10
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    At home
    Posts
    22,443

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Or having sex straight after all of the above!
    Or when you take your mrs out for a night out anticipating a good night afterwards
    but when you get her home she is comatosed and you have to do yourself
    Join the E-I Fantasy Football League

    http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...ntasy-Football

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •