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    Default Candles, cushions, smelly crap

    I just got up and have looked around.
    My girlfriend of about a month has managed to sneak into my house, cushions, candles and smelly crap.
    What the fuck is all this shit?

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    Don't worry, they are all sex toys. Cunningly disguised as girley crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    Don't worry, they are all sex toys. Cunningly disguised as girley crap
    Sorry Dave but from experience the are just girley crap - cut your losses now and clear it all out - mind you be prepared for one hell of a bust up.

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    Don't knock the candles, you might enjoy them!
    The other items she brought, just makes the experience a bit more comfortable for her while she is abusing you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomasJ View Post
    Sorry Dave but from experience the are just girley crap - cut your losses now and clear it all out - mind you be prepared for one hell of a bust up.
    No no no. Thomas, onlyme should turn this into a positive. By insisting EVERYTHING she brings into his house be used as a sex toy !
    This should drastically reduce the crap she brings. And if not it will be fun trying things out. It could be the start of something beautiful !
    Last edited by dave1dave; 14-01-11 at 10:47. Reason: just be careful with GHDs !

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    Look at the positives. I bet your house is much nicer now.
    And the smelly crap are doing a nice job of covering the smell of dirty socks

    Gee, you guys get your house nicely done without you lifting a finger and you're still complaining It's a small price you pay for all the fun you must have in that house at the moment with your new girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensual Delights View Post
    Look at the positives. I bet your house is much nicer now.
    And the smelly crap are doing a nice job of covering the smell of dirty socks

    Gee, you guys get your house nicely done without you lifting a finger and you're still complaining It's a small price you pay for all the fun you must have in that house at the moment with your new girlfriend.



    onlyme likes to pay as little as pos so this isnt a bad deal
    Last edited by lonely; 14-01-11 at 14:47.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    No no no. Thomas, onlyme should turn this into a positive. By insisting EVERYTHING she brings into his house be used as a sex toy !
    This should drastically reduce the crap she brings. And if not it will be fun trying things out. It could be the start of something beautiful !
    Dave - you must lead an interesting sex life - what the hell can you do with cushions, throw rugs, napkins and all the other crap they sneak in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomasJ View Post
    Dave - you must lead an interesting sex life - what the hell can you do with cushions, throw rugs, napkins and all the other crap they sneak in?
    Perhaps the fetish scene is stranger than we thought!

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    Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill them.

    Thanks all for your replies, I'm calmer now.

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