Candles, cushions, smelly crap

[Sam Spade]

Dave - you must lead an interesting sex life - what the hell can you do with cushions, throw rugs, napkins and all the other crap they sneak in?

Perhaps the fetish scene is stranger than we thought!

[OnlyMe]

Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill them.

Thanks all for your replies, I'm calmer now.

[dr love]

Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill them.

Thanks all for your replies, I'm calmer now.

All here to help out a fellow bro . doc

[anon361]

I just got up and have looked around.
My girlfriend of about a month has managed to sneak into my house, cushions, candles and smelly crap.
What the fuck is all this shit?

She's making a nest, I'd wear a condom if I were you and don't believe her when she tells you it's safe

[OnlyMe]

She's making a nest, I'd wear a condom if I were you and don't believe her when she tells you it's safe

That's a very good point. Always do.

[Doozer]

Game over man , game over

[Irish Fiona]

Ha ha ha..... you boys!!
Ladies like nice things and nice smells! Don't panic..... enjoy

[BootSlick55]

I think it's endearing and romantic. Propose marriage, either to your gf or to Fiona.

[Irish Fiona]

I think it's endearing and romantic. Propose marriage, either to your gf or to Fiona.

With candles flickering in the background and down on one knee resting on a very comfortable and pretty cushion

[lonely]

Look at the positives. I bet your house is much nicer now.
And the smelly crap are doing a nice job of covering the smell of dirty socks

Gee, you guys get your house nicely done without you lifting a finger and you're still complaining It's a small price you pay for all the fun you must have in that house at the moment with your new girlfriend.

onlyme likes to pay as little as pos so this isnt a bad deal