Write your own Profile introduction.

[dave1dave]

knew id forget something but its there now...
Daves prob talking about intro on your profile page but i said id do my male escort page..lol..

Captain J...

No you have it bang on there Captain J, I meant the intro to your profile as an escort.

[dannyboy10]

Hi Ladies my name is Dannyboy! I am new to this profession but willing to learn! I know the modern Lady is very busy with the hustle and bustle of life therefore I am offering 2 min quickies! In fact all appointments will be quickies and only the length of hugging time varies on appointment booked!

Name: Dannyboy
Type: Independant. I have to say that or James Cork beats me.
Nationality: Ancient Spartan
Languages: Spartininan
Age: Old enough to be here! Young enough to remember what foreplay is.
Hair: Some. I grow it myself.
Eyes: Two
HeightTwo NGANS.
Shaved: This morning.
Endowment: 12 inches (If I put it in twice)
Circumcised: Partially. Bloddy H.S.E.
Orientation: North West.
Sexual preference: Girlies.
Smoker: Only after sex. Off them 3 years now.

Incalls: Yes. Whem Mammy is at Mass.
Outcalls: Yes. Once I get the puncture on bike fixed.

Rates: 1 to 2 mins: 50 euros
2mins to 1hr NA

Reviews: Yes. Mammy was ages writting them.

[carlos marvado]

Clapped out senior gent offers mature adult companionship with a difference. Mature, suave, well mannered and with higher education. House trained and educated in the needs of serious females. I can give you what no other man can.......companionship, humour, the adoration of a serious and senuous elderly gent. I do not ask for any money for my time and companionship, just a good meal, a bottle of decent red wine and a packet of Benson and Hedges. Sex is an optional extra, but only before 20:00, as I like to get to bed early with a nice cup of Ovaltine. Contact Pensioners 4 You and lets get mature girls.....when 69 is not just your position but your age also.

Phone: 087-AgeAction

[dannyboy10]

Clapped out senior gent offers mature adult companionship with a difference. Mature, suave, well mannered and with higher education. House trained and educated in the needs of serious females. I can give you what no other man can.......companionship, humour, the adoration of a serious and senuous elderly gent. I do not ask for any money for my time and companionship, just a good meal, a bottle of decent red wine and a packet of Benson and Hedges. Sex is an optional extra, but only before 20:00, as I like to get to bed early with a nice cup of Ovaltine. Contact Pensioners 4 You and lets get mature girls.....when 69 is not just your position but your age also.

Phone: 087-AgeAction

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