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[Bruno69]

I didn't wish to tar everybody with the same dirty brush. Was just positioning myself as amongst the worst of you, so you didn't think I was taking any moral high ground by saying porn doesn't do it for me.

I humbly apologise for any offence I may have caused to the good and upstanding members of this site, as it were.

As punishment, I will hang myself by the nipples from meat hooks, while 3 midget escorts in Nazi uniforms pelt me with cream pies!

[Morpheus]

I didn't wish to tar everybody with the same dirty brush. Was just positioning myself as amongst the worst of you, so you didn't think I was taking any moral high ground by saying porn doesn't do it for me.

I humbly apologise for any offence I may have caused to the good and upstanding members of this site, as it were.

As punishment, I will hang myself by the nipples from meat hooks, while 3 midget escorts in Nazi uniforms pelt me with cream pies!

When you find such a service Bruno, could you please pass it on to me!

[Bruno69]

When you find such a service Bruno, could you please pass it on to me!

I'm hoping Shirleyy can set it up for me.
Maybe you could film it? It would make great porn!!