The official "I hate Hal" thread

[Hal]

I feel a bit guilty because myself, Taylor of the Care Home and Paws degraded a few otherwise good posts with our immature bickering.

I apologize to those whose threads were ruined because of it. It's unfair for me to antagonize those deserving ignorant morons at the expense of the many good members of this forum.

So I thought I would start an official "I hate Hal" thread where they (and anyone else for that matter) can post insults and other slander about me... because, after all, I really care what a group of strangers think about me.

Sincerely,

Hal

[westside]

I feel a bit guilty because myself, Taylor of the Care Home and Paws degraded a few otherwise good posts with our immature bickering.

I apologize to those whose threads were ruined because of it. It's unfair for me to antagonize those deserving ignorant morons at the expense of the many good members of this forum.

So I thought I would start an official "I hate Hal" thread where they (and anyone else for that matter) can post insults and other slander about me... because, after all, I really care what a group of strangers think about me.

Sincerely,

Hal

Quite robbing one of my patented signoffs bollox.

Sincerely,
Westside.

[damron]

It is All gone PEAR shaped and you and I both know why Hal.

[damron]

Hal I think I'm hated more than you except I don't know WHY.

[Taylor of Manchester]

As, you all know, that's what we awld biddies do in the UK, sat in our 'care homes' - if thats' not an oxymoron (no Hal, not you) I don't know what is........

Moving along....lots to do, glass houses have lots of windows to lick

Crabbs ? Nits ? Head Lice ?

Crabs you catch from hair, mainly pubic......I don't have any for a start, not only that, you have failed (suprise, suprise) to come up with A) a room number or B) the hotel you caught 'CRABBS' off me (yes, that is UPPER CASE)

I don't tell lies, I do what I do 'cos I like the job and also the money, however, as I am unsure of the motive behind your nastiness directed at me, should Mr T and I have any trouble on this tour I shall be very vocal.

Come on Hal, get your stones out...........................assuming your mum hasn't tucked you in yet

T
xxx

[Hal]

As, you all know, that's what we awld biddies do in the UK, sat in our 'care homes' - if thats' not an oxymoron (no Hal, not you) I don't know what is........

Moving along....lots to do, glass houses have lots of windows to lick

Crabbs ? Nits ? Head Lice ?

Crabs you catch from hair, mainly pubic......I don't have any for a start, not only that, you have failed (suprise, suprise) to come up with A) a room number or B) the hotel you caught 'CRABBS' off me (yes, that is UPPER CASE)

I don't tell lies, I do what I do 'cos I like the job and also the money, however, as I am unsure of the motive behind your nastiness directed at me, should Mr T and I have any trouble on this tour I shall be very vocal.

Come on Hal, get your stones out...........................assuming your mum hasn't tucked you in yet

T
xxx

I mean, Mr. T... come on!



I pity the fool who makes me use the special shampoo!

[Hal]

Quite robbing one of my patented signoffs bollox.

Sincerely,
Westside.

Ha Ha... group hug?

[westside]

Ha Ha... group hug?

the newest member of the "Anti West Brigade". Uncle Hal.

A stutterers dream. HHhh hhhh hhhello hahaha HHH HH Hal.

Sincerely and Wholeheratedly Affectionate,
Westside.

[Hal]

the newest member of the "Anti West Brigade". Uncle Hal.

A stutterers dream. HHhh hhhh hhhello hahaha HHH HH Hal.

Sincerely and Wholeheratedly Affectionate,
Westside.

No, actually not all...

I genuinely thought it was funny.

Do you bask in feeling dejected?

Sincerely,

Hal