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    9/20/2007 Jim A. says:

    What's your porn star name? There are three ways of going about this, pick the best one for you.

    Method 1. Take your middle name and the name of your first pet. Put them together for your porn star name.

    Method 2. Substitute your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up with.

    Method 3. and usually the best one, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on

    Post the funniest one.

    Have fun

    Bonnie Malone apparently I'm female lol!

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    I think you might be starting to loose it.

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    By method 3 my pornstar name is Spot Tone. Yeah, I like it. It has a brutal charm, a bit like myself.
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    Woody Woods.... (Seriously)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Woody Woods.... (Seriously)
    You had a pet called "woody"? Was he in your pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    9/20/2007 Jim A. says:

    What's your porn star name? There are three ways of going about this, pick the best one for you.

    Method 1. Take your middle name and the name of your first pet. Put them together for your porn star name.

    Method 2. Substitute your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up with.

    Method 3. and usually the best one, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on

    Post the funniest one.

    Have fun

    Bonnie Malone apparently I'm female lol!
    Lucky Gardens.

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    Mopsy Sunningdale
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Mopsy Sunningdale
    Haha, sounds more like a dormitory prefect from Brideshead Revisited

    Touser Francis would be mine....dunno what sorta porn he'd be in.....something pretty fringe I reckon....

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