funny post from E-S

[hornylimerick]

found this post on E-S, funny shit!! (i know i should be thinking of these things myself instead of robbing them, but i'm not that funny )

For some time many of us have wondered who is "Jack Shit?".
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says " You don't know Jack Shit."
Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit the owners of knee deep in shit inc......
In turn Jack Shit married No Shit.
The couple had 6 children : Holy Shit , Giva Shit , Fulla Shit , Bull Shit and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit a high school dropout
After 15 years Jack and No Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No Shit Sherlock.
Mean while Dip Shit married Shit Happens
Bull Shit travelled the world and came home with an Italian bride Pisa Shit.
So tell me now you don't know Jack Shit............

They sure have a good sense of humor (the scotts)

any more like this??