Sex Fetishes You Probably Didnít Know Existed
1. Red Wings
Cunnilingus on a menstruating woman. Bloody hell.
2. The Burning Bush
This one is appropriately named, because a burning bush is literally what happens when a man dips his willie in hot sauce, then penetrates a woman vaginally. Letís see these pervs try this act with sauce made of the Bhut Jolokia, listed by Guinness as the hottest chili in the world.
3. Taco Fondue
A womanís vagina is stuffed with cheese, then the manís dong stuffs the vagina, pulled out with bits and pieces of cheese stuck on it, then put into a womanís mouth. Talk about cheese sticks.
4. Ol' Faithful
Remember all those videos that hit the Internets last year, where douchebags stuff bottles full of Coke with Mentos and make their own mini-geysers? This is a little something like that. A can of Coke is poured into a womanís vagina, a Mentos is shoved in, andÖ..nah, you know what happens next.
5. The Pillsbury Doughgirl
This sex act gives hope to very fat women everywhere, because there are guys who actually enjoy sliding their members in between their stomach folds.
6. Frozen Pudding Pop
Both straight and gay people can enjoy this one, where ice is put on a receiverís bunghole, which the giver then penetrates while itís all chilled, tight and puckered up from the cold.
7. Eye Balled
Letís put this one under ďsickĒ. What possible sexual pleasure could a person with a glass eye get from some guy taking the fake eye out and penetrating the empty socket with his penis?
8. The Dick Van Dyke
Simply put, a straight guyís schlong put into a lesbianís coochie.
9. The Streisand Stuffer
Men with very small penises, donít fret: the Streisand Stuffer is just for you. Just stuff your tiny member up a person's nostril, and voila! Youíre getting laid. This also works for regular-sized guys, as long as their partners have very large noses.
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