If you like Pina Coladas,

[samlad]

I'll get my passport.

Now just pick a destination, Mauritius ? Ile aux cerfs ?

Scunthorpe?

[Doozer]

Scunthorpe?

Ah Dave is much to classy to bringa lady to Scunthorpe
Isnt that right DAVE

No he is off to teh bright lights party town of
Hull tahts right
Whata guy

[magicalman9357]

And getting caught in the rain.....

The rain yes but Pina Coladas not to my taste.

[samlad]

pina colada tasteing lube

want the scent of a boozy pussy try pina colada lube by durex were every pussy tastes of sweet boozyness

But it tastes so sweet anyway Kelly!

[dave1dave]

Ah Dave is much to classy to bringa lady to Scunthorpe
Isnt that right DAVE

No he is off to teh bright lights party town of
Hull tahts right
Whata guy

None of those fancy places like Scunthorpe and Hull.
Nothing beats getting caught in the rain in Bray.