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    Smile Morning All.

    Just back from a strange one. A guy rang me last night and asked me was I into a bit of farting. I told him I was into anything within reason. He made an appointment for 10.30 this morning but advised me to eat marrow fat peas before I go to bed to induce the farting session he wanted. I followed his orders and arrive at his place near Glanmire at the agreed time. My job was to sit on his face and fart -nothing else - just wind, wind and more wind. It was the best and easiest bit of money I've made in my life. After about 2 hours of hard farting and boy did they smell he shot is load. I was called a cab and given 400e for my troubles. Wow! do I love Cork!!!!

    Back to bed now - might get up around 6ish

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatureJane View Post
    Just back from a strange one. A guy rang me last night and asked me was I into a bit of farting. I told him I was into anything within reason. He made an appointment for 10.30 this morning but advised me to eat marrow fat peas before I go to bed to induce the farting session he wanted. I followed his orders and arrive at his place near Glanmire at the agreed time. My job was to sit on his face and fart -nothing else - just wind, wind and more wind. It was the best and easiest bit of money I've made in my life. After about 2 hours of hard farting and boy did they smell he shot is load. I was called a cab and given 400e for my troubles. Wow! do I love Cork!!!!

    Back to bed now - might get up around 6ish
    Just goes to validate my theory on Corkmen
    There is deffinatly something strange in teh water down there
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    Marrow fat peas ... well now, there's something new I've learned.

    Having had my knuckles rapped earlier for un-pc comments, I will just confine myself to observing that's .... well, interesting.

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    The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
    Make instruments to plague us

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatureJane View Post
    Just back from a strange one. A guy rang me last night and asked me was I into a bit of farting. I told him I was into anything within reason. He made an appointment for 10.30 this morning but advised me to eat marrow fat peas before I go to bed to induce the farting session he wanted. I followed his orders and arrive at his place near Glanmire at the agreed time. My job was to sit on his face and fart -nothing else - just wind, wind and more wind. It was the best and easiest bit of money I've made in my life. After about 2 hours of hard farting and boy did they smell he shot is load. I was called a cab and given 400e for my troubles. Wow! do I love Cork!!!!

    Back to bed now - might get up around 6ish
    Very windy around here today too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatureJane View Post
    Just back from a strange one. A guy rang me last night and asked me was I into a bit of farting. I told him I was into anything within reason. He made an appointment for 10.30 this morning but advised me to eat marrow fat peas before I go to bed to induce the farting session he wanted. I followed his orders and arrive at his place near Glanmire at the agreed time. My job was to sit on his face and fart -nothing else - just wind, wind and more wind. It was the best and easiest bit of money I've made in my life. After about 2 hours of hard farting and boy did they smell he shot is load. I was called a cab and given 400e for my troubles. Wow! do I love Cork!!!!

    Back to bed now - might get up around 6ish

    Don't forget to keep those farts under cover - no wafting please!
    Last edited by Sam Spade; 05-01-11 at 12:42.

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    PMSL!!! hahahahaha...breathe...hahahahahaha!! u brave girl...good on ya xx


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    Jane-are you ok? you may have gassed yourself.
    1 hr is missing in your post. Is yer man ok?


    a lass dropped one on an appointment, unrequested,
    i didn't appreciate it as much as your client seems to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warmcome View Post
    Jane-are you ok? you may have gassed yourself.
    1 hr is missing in your post. Is yer man ok?


    a lass dropped one on an appointment, unrequested,
    i didn't appreciate it as much as your client seems to.
    Hopefully she wasn't on your face at the time!
    Last edited by Sam Spade; 05-01-11 at 12:58.

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    That just made me laugh out loud and fart at the same time....

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