Strange Requests

[Banjo]

I was wondering if the ladies would share with us some of the strange, funny, odd or downright nonsensical requests they may have gotten from clients. I don't know ..... like wanting to f**k you in the nostril in the wardrobe in bondage gear for example.

Any good stories to share ? Even better if you can tell us how it went !

[shanamaniac]

I was wondering if the ladies would share with us some of the strange, funny, odd or downright nonsensical requests they may have gotten from clients. I don't know ..... like wanting to f**k you in the nostril in the wardrobe in bondage gear for example.

Any good stories to share ? Even better if you can tell us how it went !

Very random statement right there banjo, is there something you want to tell us

[Bilbo Baggins]

I was wondering if the ladies would share with us some of the strange, funny, odd or downright nonsensical requests they may have gotten from clients.

Id say this question was one of the better examples of the downright nonsensical requests they have gotten from clients.

[Banjo]

Id say this question was one of the better examples of the downright nonsensical requests they have gotten from clients.

Aw, thanks ! I do love your location however .....

[Bilbo Baggins]

Aw, thanks ! I do love your location however .....

Yes it is lovely and warm .....

[anitasizzle]

A glass so that he could shoot his load, and then drink it,actually he wanted two glasses; the other one to pour the cum into, and then drink from, but I talked him out of it seeing as he didn't have a lot of cum to begin with. ''Sorry, but you don't have enough...''

[kerry lad in town]

i asked a lovely lady to hold my teeth while i went down on her, i didn't want any hair stuck in then the wife would know when she was washing them.

[Sam Spade]

i asked a lovely lady to hold my teeth while i went down on her, i didn't want any hair stuck in then the wife would know when she was washing them.

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!

To much information!!!!!!!!

[Doozer]

Rimming with a difference

[Davina]

i have been asked to stab someone in the stomach. Carry out medical procedures like enemas, catheterization, and blood taking. Also I was asked by one guy to be on my period, dress him as a woman put my used tampon in his ass so he could feel like he was a woman, Then take him to the chemist and humiliate him as he bought tampons. Offered a lot of money but couldn't do it I wouldn't have been able not to laugh

Also I have done kicking in the balls

Do any of these count?

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