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    This was pointed out to me by a fellow member. I am just hoping that anyone out there with a good grasp of EL4U, or lucy with her language skills or better again Shirleyy with all of her fluencies could please translate this.

    I speak a little to me is a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to give a stylish moment of silence if you're interested I rang to disappoint you more about myself when I will visit you'll find big kisses sweet jump from private numbers and sms will not be answere

    (p.s. sorry buddy, I had to ask)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    This was pointed out to me by a fellow member. I am just hoping that anyone out there with a good grasp of EL4U, or lucy with her language skills or better again Shirleyy with all of her fluencies could please translate this.

    I speak a little to me is a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to give a stylish moment of silence if you're interested I rang to disappoint you more about myself when I will visit you'll find big kisses sweet jump from private numbers and sms will not be answere

    (p.s. sorry buddy, I had to ask)
    I do understand as much as u do..loooooooooooool
    I suppose she says:<<< she's a beautiful girl willing to offer u a "stylish" moment (editing kamasutra probably lol) u should ring her she'll dissapoint u (?!?!) u'll know more about her when u'll visit .. u should not call with privat no and no texts>>>
    feckin' hilarious!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    This was pointed out to me by a fellow member. I am just hoping that anyone out there with a good grasp of EL4U, or lucy with her language skills or better again Shirleyy with all of her fluencies could please translate this.

    I speak a little to me is a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to give a stylish moment of silence if you're interested I rang to disappoint you more about myself when I will visit you'll find big kisses sweet jump from private numbers and sms will not be answere

    (p.s. sorry buddy, I had to ask)

    Ok here is my translation: Person speaks a bit english, is beautiful and its better if you will meet right away without involving phone call cos you might be dissapointed. However once you meet person you will jump with happiness.


    James I think you should go for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    I speak a little to me is a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to give a stylish moment of silence if you're interested I rang to disappoint you more about myself when I will visit you'll find big kisses sweet jump from private numbers and sms will not be answere
    Hi, Roxy here, give me a call but not from a private number

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    Well here is my slant on it....

    I speak a little to me: I tend to talk to myself...

    a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to give a stylish moment: I am an attractive young lady and can also offer tips on your wardrobe...

    if you're interested I rang to disappoint you more about myself : If you do not like my profile now, wait till you ring me as you are going to be even more dissapointed....

    when I will visit you'll find big kisses sweet : I do out calls and FK.

    jump from private numbers and sms will not be answere: If you use a private number I am prone to leap around the room hence finding it dificult to respond by text.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    This was pointed out to me by a fellow member. I am just hoping that anyone out there with a good grasp of EL4U, or lucy with her language skills or better again Shirleyy with all of her fluencies could please translate this.

    I speak a little to me is a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to give a stylish moment of silence if you're interested I rang to disappoint you more about myself when I will visit you'll find big kisses sweet jump from private numbers and sms will not be answere

    (p.s. sorry buddy, I had to ask)
    Here it is - "to tell you s little about myself, I'm a beautiful sexy girl who knows to show you a good time, if your call me if you interested, you wont be disappointed, I'll tell you more about myself when we meet, kisses xxx, phone calls from private numbers and text messages will not be answered"

    In fairness to her at least you know it's not an agency, but could the ad staff not have helped her out?? She probably used a translator like google translate, which never gets the grammar right.

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    It's easy to translate this ..

    Pretty schizophrenic, seeks mediation session with fashion guru. Please call me, but depending on which of my personalitys answers, it may get confusing..

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    This is an object lesson on using an Iphone when driving on cobblestone road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    This was pointed out to me by a fellow member. I am just hoping that anyone out there with a good grasp of EL4U, or lucy with her language skills or better again Shirleyy with all of her fluencies could please translate this.

    I speak a little to me is a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to give a stylish moment of silence if you're interested I rang to disappoint you more about myself when I will visit you'll find big kisses sweet jump from private numbers and sms will not be answere

    (p.s. sorry buddy, I had to ask)
    A translation? Okie cokie

    Greetings


    Let me tell you a bit about myself. I am a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to fill the silence in your heart. If you would like to know more about this, or indeed a little more about me, feel free to call me so that we may become better acquainted. Please only call from your number, and do not text, this is to make safety and security paramount.

    Oh, and I am a very good jump.

    Mwah..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    This was pointed out to me by a fellow member. I am just hoping that anyone out there with a good grasp of EL4U, or lucy with her language skills or better again Shirleyy with all of her fluencies could please translate this.

    I speak a little to me is a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to give a stylish moment of silence if you're interested I rang to disappoint you more about myself when I will visit you'll find big kisses sweet jump from private numbers and sms will not be answere

    (p.s. sorry buddy, I had to ask)
    She is a lady of few words or of limited vocabulary............she considers that a woman's natural beauty and style shines through when she keeps her mouth shut......despite her reticense to communicate, she would not like to disappoint anyone, and is therefore willing to tell those who ring her more about herself........she does outcalls which includes nice kissing (gfe).....if you attempt to communicate with her via sms or from a withheld number, she will revert back to silence......or she may even jump on your phone and break it for you.

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