Accents

[Banjo]

I often find it very difficult to understand what an escort is saying to me. Let me explain ....

I choose one and make the phone call. Usually the making of the actual appointment is not a problem. It's when it gets to the second phone call when you have reached the directed location that the problem can start, when she's giving me the instructions. The go left, straight ahead, turn around, third tree on the right, up the stairs, beside the car park entrance etc etc etc. Sometimes I find it very difficult to know what they're saying to me. Combination of them talking too quickly, maybe they've got poor English or maybe they've got good English and I can't understand their thick accent. It has lead to some frustration for both me and her on occasion or two.

So is that just me ? Am I thick in this regard or is it a fairly common thing ?

[lovethegirls]

I often find it very difficult to understand what an escort is saying to me. Let me explain ....

I choose one and make the phone call. Usually the making of the actual appointment is not a problem. It's when it gets to the second phone call when you have reached the directed location that the problem can start, when she's giving me the instructions. The go left, straight ahead, turn around, third tree on the right, up the stairs, beside the car park entrance etc etc etc. Sometimes I find it very difficult to know what they're saying to me. Combination of them talking too quickly, maybe they've got poor English or maybe they've got good English and I can't understand their thick accent. It has lead to some frustration for both me and her on occasion or two.

So is that just me ? Am I thick in this regard or is it a fairly common thing ?

Cant say ive ever had that problem.

[Rayden]

This has happened to me a couple of times, though I have quite bad hearing most of the time. I must say that sometimes I would prefer the escort text me the rest, especially in a location that isnt very discreet.

[Franken996]

I've experienced that with girls whose first language isn't English... but I can relate from another perspective so I always try to be sympathetic- I live here in the US & while I don't have a strong Irish accent, I regularly find myself slowing down when talking to escorts- esp to those you don't speak Eng as a mother tongue. Have a Scottish buddy over here, can get 85% of what he says.. but I reckon the yanks get about 30% of what the poor guy is spouting

[anon361]

That's the part I hate the most, I find it so frustrating sometimes I actually arrive stressed and need to relax, have a shower and take a moment to compose myself.
It's even worse when neither of us are that familiar with the area and the escort is just repeating directions she has been told to give..

[herodotus]

I am with you on that one. Only one escort has ever textedme the directions but it does make life easier.

However, having said that I have never had a problem understanding the directions. But, some accents can be difficult to understand especially if you dont have a lot of context.

This has happened to me a couple of times, though I have quite bad hearing most of the time. I must say that sometimes I would prefer the escort text me the rest, especially in a location that isnt very discreet.

[Rayden]

I am with you on that one. Only one escort has ever textedme the directions but it does make life easier.

However, having said that I have never had a problem understanding the directions. But, some accents can be difficult to understand especially if you dont have a lot of context.

I had one lady txt me the directions once as well. It helped tremendously. On a related note, I once had a lady giving me directions in metric. "Turn the corner after 20 metres." Of course I was like - wtf?

[charlottebabe]

I have to agree with Jessie on this one. AND it is not just an Irish thing. It happens to me in England and I am English. I find many men (say 50%) just have a hopeless sense of direction and say yes, yes, yes OK see you in 5, then they are late because they were not listening. I can even tell when they are not listening now!!!! I can give the same directions to another man and he will find me first time no problem. Guys, please listen and how about carrying a pen and paper, as some men do, and write the directions down? But may be some of you men are already thinking about your rising cock? I have read that men can only think of one thing at a time (Mars Venus).

[Banjo]

and how about carrying a pen and paper, as some men do, and write the directions down?

And then we'll drop the piece of paper on the street and you'll have random people who picked it up blowing in the wind showing up at your door.

[Sam Spade]

I have to agree with Jessie on this one. AND it is not just an Irish thing. It happens to me in England and I am English. I find many men (say 50%) just have a hopeless sense of direction and say yes, yes, yes OK see you in 5, then they are late because they were not listening. I can even tell when they are not listening now!!!! I can give the same directions to another man and he will find me first time no problem. Guys, please listen and how about carrying a pen and paper, as some men do, and write the directions down? But may be some of you men are already thinking about your rising cock? I have read that men can only think of one thing at a time (Mars Venus).

It's been said time and time again we men are not multitasking.
That's why we are always so impressed by you ladies doing more than one thing at a time.

A pen and paper! I find it hard enough walking, talking and holding a phone and trying not to look conspicuous without having to write directions as well!
Multitasking - I think you expect to much of us mere mortals.