That'll be because of the rising cock I drew on the same piece of paper while besotted by the anticipation as I was coming to visit you .... unless of course I was going to move a piano with a rising cock. Which is possible I suppose.Originally Posted by charlottebabe
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Yes, I think that's the answer. Blood flows from a man's brain to his cock, thereby preventing him from following directions in the first place. So girls don't blame us, it's all your fault (for the rising cock, that is!).
Directions can be difficult to understand, maybe because of the language barrier in most cases, maybe because we don't listen or maybe because of bad directions, no one likes standing outside an apartment block trying to understand what no. apt. to buzz looking like a spare prick
One established escort I know always texts the directions, apt. No and nessesary codes to gain entry so I can arrive to her apt door with no hassle, makes things so easy, more should do it.
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There's a number of factors at play here. As mentioned many of the escorts working in Ireland are not native English speakers - on the up side all those foreign accents are sooo sexyThen there is the fact that they don't / can't have local knowledge of the area in which they are working, e.g., imagine yourself abruptly landed in an apartment in Rio de Janeiro & tasked with directing locals to your door - no fun.
On the odd occasion an escort may want to steer guys past her window before giving them too much detail on where exactly they are located - hence you find yourself being directed down the street only to be directed back again or somesuch. I'm not saying that this is in any way common behaviour & even if it is I see nothing wrong with it. Escorts have to take care of themselves & do whatever they can to maintain their safety first & foremost at all times. I have no problem with this.
As for guys not listening - so true! There is one apartment block in my town where it quite common to see a bloke standing outside the *wrong* doors with a mobile in his hand looking bemused & frustrated. Some guys just won't be told.
Many intercoms are needlessly complicated & not necessarily in full working order, either at the entrance or in the apartment - that doesn't help. Good old Irish landlords - god forbid they'd ever take seriously their responsibility to maintain the properties they rent!
Of course the other big problem is guys are excited & anxious to get what they may deem the most awkward part of the whole business over with - they just want to get in the door. Added to this is the fact that a lot of the blood is not getting to the brain during this crucial puzzle solving phase of the operation
For what it's worth the very first time I visited an escort neither she nor I knew our way around the city we were in - it took quite a while to get there.
Erm, welcome to the 21st century. Actually we've been metric over 40 years.
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I find this quite frustrating at times. Other factors apart from accent and not knowing the area are, the girl speaks in a low volume because of fear of neighbours and then street noise or wind outside, which make any phone conversation difficult.
I often get the escort to text final address and apartment number and floor details.
They dont usually like to text because it uses up their credit. That's also why a lot say they won't reply to text.
However if you are close by you are obviously intent on making the appointment, so the escort is going to make €100, usually 200 in my case, so I don't think it's too much to ask for a text.
But as I said, most do it for me because i ask nicely I suppose!
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